hold on gotta google something. yeah this isn't funny

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious . im going to fuck you professional

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

It’s that time of the year again

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

i don’t have baggage i come with lore

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

We also grew up with both cassette tapes and CDs which are the musical equivalent…

This is why there’s a whole generation that never throws out obsolete electronics. We lived through about 5 years which rolled out dozens of new universal formats and universal connectors.

lol this is exactly what this week has felt like

we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 

#we need to trust that just because someone loves a thing it doesn’t mean they don’t know it’s flawed

We also need to stop insisting that everyone enjoying flawed things must put 25 cents in the Problematic Jar and recite all its failings from memory.

If I just may add: we really need to stop pretending that “I’m a Good person, ergo the thing I like is PERFECT and if you criticize it you’re an ENEMY”. You can enjoy stuff AND keep your sense of critical thinking.

with the recent drama on twitter, i see a lot of people wanting the ccs to join tumblr instead.

and while it’d be cool for them to have public accounts and stuff. i think it’d be so much funnier to have secret accounts, but not like ranboo and tubbo, who only use theirs to like posts. like actually interact with people and post and stuff. but then just drop little hints like posting “[cc] is live!” a few minutes before they go live

im just saying it’d be hilarious to have a mutual and then one day they just dm you like 

“ayo, i’m philza, stop posting dilfza i can’t take it anymore”

as if the real philza could dm somebody “ayo i’m philza stop posting dilfza i can’t take it anymore” without the average user RUSHING to the create post button to announce the brand new kinnie blog for the menagerie

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit