anrealage fw20

me after I’ve been awake for 34 hours: I could easily be a realtor. I’m fake. I love to walk around the house.

hairy pussy and like see-through black underwear…that’s god’s plan

Priest: "Bitches will literally sometimes need a snack. I'm bitches."

Congregation: "I'm bitches."

i'm sure this has been done before but the song of my heart must be sung

Nottt my nimble ass jumping over the candlestick

they should invent a kind of going outside that doesn’t cost money

Breaking Bad

Robert J. Wyatt - Rage For Order, 2022

doing as many pushups as possible before I get top surgery so I can be like this

i am so sorry this is not the picture i intended to post

transition goals: [produce aisle]

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

i hate you (flirtatious)