[video id: a baby sensory video of various smiling fruits dancing around the screen. the audio is “beware” by death grips. end id]
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My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth. His third wife is from old money. She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy. She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer. It’s so great.” Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.”
She was so confused.
Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?
Seconded.
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
tee hee hee hee hee
nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write
Twinsies
Image description: a symmetrical drawing of the amethyst twins. They holds hands with one hand and cover the others face with the other.
Penh was eyeing up my lollipop something fierce.
Expecting her to be repelled by it, I let her check it out. She wiggled her antennae all over it before shoving her face right into it with the fervor of a five-year-old sugar addict. Sean managed to snap a shot of the moment!
Apparently it’s not “bad” for her, but too much sugar can’t be very ‘good’ either! Though, I’m have a feeling that she would insist otherwise if she were capable of doing so.
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regardless of how you feel about FFX this is still the funniest shit ever why did they do this
