just a friendly reminder to all my corpse writers out there! corpse has stated that sexual fics make him uncomfortable!! please remember that next time you want to engage in writing smut for corpse!! thank you and please respect him :)
and if you have corpse smut up, please consider deleting it.
At least they get to choose the job instead of being forced to work in a factory under threat of death
You think people get to choose their jobs under capitalism? Lmaoooo. Tell that to the people making minimum wage at Wal-Mart so they don't starve to death.
They choose to work that minimum wage job instead of working in a field that pays more.
Are you really so stupid as to think people willingly choose to work making minimum wage in retail instead of higher paying job? I know people with goddamn Master's degrees making minimum wage because that's the only job they can find.
And even besides that, if they could simply choose a higher paying job, what are you gonna do when there's no one left in the store to check out your copy of "I Am Very Smart" magazine?
Oh fuck it’s been that easy the whole time???? I’m choosing to be the CEO of Amazon sorry Jeff get the fuck out of my new office
Glasses
This idea has been in my head for a while and I am so happy that i finally got time to draw it <3
DO NOT REPOST
The wedding is about to begin!!
I ship it
The bridesmaids and groomsmen are coming down the aisle!
The ring bearer!!!
This is beautiful
Flower girl with the bride and her father in tow!
And everyone is in places!!!!!
"if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"
“I OBJECT”
{disapproving gasps}
“Bethany!” The bride says. “You-you know this woman?” The groom says. He is baffled.
I physically need to know what happens next
“Why yes!” The bride says, “She is the only person I’ve ever really loved!”
omg what a plot twist
“Bethany, will you marry me?” The bride says.
“Yes!” Bethany says and they both kiss.
“Well then!” Says the groom, “I suppose if you’re marrying Bethany, I’ll marry Thomas!”
Double wedding!
Honeymoon photos!
BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL
I feel like a kid playing with toys in a sandbox made me sit down and listen in great detail to the drama of their dinosaur wedding
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
when you see tempting clickbait nonsense on your dash please just google the damn answer, don’t get stuck in the labyrinths of clickbait hell
the correct response to this fucker:
is to keep scrolling OR:
boom. it’s over. clickbait prison time avoided.
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
^^^
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
I know this is not DBH related. I’m bisexual but reading this is just ugh…
My pansexual ass is strongly reblogging this shit if you don’t like bi folk begone from my blog
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
I dunno. I don’t need this but someone might so uh reblog
Maybe put it on a canvas instead of someone’s property, and we can all be happy.
who paying for these canvases or the art programs so these kids can have that? Why should it matter if these run down buildings that never get fixed up anyway get graffiti’d?
Therein lies the issue. Art programs, both visual and performance based, are the first programs to be cut. Canvas ain’t cheap. Neither are the supplies. Much of the graffiti that takes place IS on buildings that are run down. The gov’t didn’t place any value on these properties and yet get pissy with dudes “vandalizing” their shit. You can’t have it both ways, ya dig.
My father was a garment contractor in LA. In the late 80s, he owned the building where he had his factory. He thought it would be a cool idea to commission local graffiti artists, usually young Black and Latino men looking to stay out of trouble, to paint murals on his buildings. After all, he runs a garment design/manufacturing company, and creative signage is great advertising.
One day, he showed up to the building and the city just painted over the murals without permission or notice.
First, the city told him he couldn’t have graffiti art on HIS building because it brought down property value. After he complained, then they said: ok you can do this, but you need a permit. After he got the permit, then the city said: ok, but you can only use these artists. Of course, these artists were all White graphic design students from USC, and of course they charged 3x more.
There is a prejudice against this type of art, and it’s racial. Banksy vandalizes folks buildings all the time, and folks treat him like the Messiah. He ain’t doing nothing new that Black and Brown folks haven’t done for decades.
I’m reblogging because BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Around here you won’t see a cargo train car or an underpass that doesn’t have graffiti on it, and more times than not I am impressed by how visually appealing it is: like, impeccable graphic design, with spray paint. I’m okay with that.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
trinity
An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.
He was accurate to the minute.
Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew
i’ve been wanting to learn about alexander the great for ages, but unfortunately i hate military history :’( luckily this paper gave me the opportunity to read Alexander’s Tomb by Nicholas J. Saunders, and dear GOD did that man live a bananas life when he wasn’t busy conquering
thank you @diasparagmos for the mamma mia idea, i’ve been crying since you suggested it
Happy hatchday to my favorite lizard!
Guess who just turned 5 today! :)
If we are all made of meat, and the sun is a fire that the earth rotates next to, that makes us all come together to be an enormous rotisserie chicken
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!
Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^
