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โ€ผ๏ธOM! BDAY UPDATEโ€ผ๏ธ

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So as most people know by now we are lacking a birthday event for asmo. Well it turns out that obey me has confirmed in an email that they will no longer be doing birthday events for the boys. All the birthday cards will be in the nightmare. The devs are fully aware that the fans are upset by this sudden change and they have not made a single announcement in regards to this information.

Down below you will see the remaining boys who will be not get a future birthday event. Iโ€™m sorry to be the one to share the news but knowing obey me they probably wonโ€™t publicly announce this change.

I would highly suggest for players to not spend any money on obey me because itโ€™s unreasonable for them to hide a guaranteed ur card behind a paywall. The birthday events are the one annual event where we can celebrate our favorite boys while also getting to know them more on their special day. But now obey me are making money hungry decisions that benefit them more than the players enjoyment of the game.

Bruce trains with the League of Shadows, grows close with Talia and Raโ€™s, but โ€” eventually โ€” spurns their movement to return to Gotham and pursue his mission.

Years later, he shows up in the middle of the night at Taliaโ€™s door. Thereโ€™s a body in his arms, wrapped in bloodstained sheets.

โ€œThe Pit,โ€ he whispers, trembling, โ€œis it true?โ€

Okay but like this tho. This hits the spot. Because, in my understanding, Bruce loves Jason with the kind of desperation that would lead him to do anything to bring him back. Even if it was subjecting him to something that would scar and change him forever. Even more, this would probably shift the dynamic with Tim to something much less hostile. Maybe Tim noticed that when Robin came back he was more violent, more out of control. Maybe Tim tries to talk to Robin, and seeing a kid being hurt is the thing to keep Jason sane. Because Jason would hate to see someone like Tim be neglected and hurt so often by his parents. Inevitably, leading to Timโ€™s fostering/adoption take your pick. I just. Aghsjsjan I love them your honor

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Me: Did you know that medieval cathedrals weren't actually supposed to be dark and rundown places with only stained glass as color? They were bright places full of light... the reason they look like that now is because of the centuries of accumulated grime and dust, here look at this restoration of the Cathedral of Chartres in France:

It's based on actual paint from the times, and when you think about it, it makes a lot more sense, after all a church is supposed to be a bright place of hope. Yet when we think about the middle ages we think about grimy and dark cathedrals. I wonder how much of our conception of history is shaped by our current visions of historical buildings.

My Goth GF: listen, I don't think this thing between us is working,

[Image ID: a black and white typography edit. there are three boxes of text. they read "are you proud of how you function?" "is there is a part of your body that is more real than the others?" "could you demonstrate that realness?" to the right of the text is an anatomical model showing the internal organs of the torso. the model lacks arms and legs and does not have a head. lines connect the boxes of text to parts of the model. /End ID]

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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: hereโ€™s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

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Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: โ€ฆ and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommatesโ€ฆ

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Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

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Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

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marvelmisha

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and itโ€™s the best

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ladyyinburgundy

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

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THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

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destiel-isโ€“endgame

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I wasnโ€™t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

If I donโ€™t reblog this. assume Iโ€™m dead and avenge my death.

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nyxthechaosdragon

Canon: So yeah, itโ€™s one sided

Fanon: Yeah, One Sided but make it Mutual

Canon: So yeah, it was Mutual

Fanfic: For all three of them

Canon: So they all live in three walls and thereโ€™s regular death

Fanfic: Zombie apocalypse and eVEN MORE DEATH BUT WITH FEELINGS

Anonymous asked:

Pffffft

Poor MC imagine the Kings each taking turns with them.

Mc needs ambulance! ๐Ÿคฃ

I know right! MC's lower half needs medical attention ๐Ÿคฃ

Like I know the meta reason why, It's a horny game so of course we will have them fuck MC to oblivion. (I'm not complaining)

But like why? Why are the kings and nobles want to fuck MC. Like we know that their goal is to get the power from us so they can win/stop the war and be the absolute king of hell.

Like we will know eventually in the story, but these teasers is making me think and theorize with what is the reason for this.

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Listen.

Feral stalker baby Tim would ABSOLUTELY create a plan to fuck up two face for what he did to dick and joker for Jason. Therefore, I believe that once Tim's parents are dead and the batfam are helping him clear out his stuff from drake manor, they would find his notebooks, mostly drawings of robin and writings and observations, but then Steph finds the Revenge Plans and all hell breaks loose