Don't blame the writers. The culprit is familiar: older white men.
what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes
Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists' exhibitions.
We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the "hack" to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don't know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.
Donβt mind if I do!
I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.
man this sucks (<- likes a niche character that hardly has any fan content)
When you see a really good post but thereβs some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end
(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her readsΒ βItβs true, but Iβm not reblogging it.β End ID)
Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post
Post: βBut I bet youβre just gonna skip past this bc you donβt care πβ
Me:
this is actually incorrect/outdated
there are actually 488 animal crossing villagers
big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical
thereβs some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i canβt make it. someone else make this post for me
My absolute jam is characters who look normal but have the most bizarre/dramatic names ever:
Conversely, characters who are actual monsters, but have weirdly formal human names:
I love you How to Train Your Dragon. I love you The Sea Beast. I love you βeverything we know about you is wrongβ. I love you βyou can be a hero and still be wrongβ. I love you children questioning generations of propaganda. I love you adorable yet dangerous creature winning over a child with an act of kindness in the midst of a war.Β I love you children ending your parents wars through an unlikely friendship. I love you children teaching your community to chose forgiveness and peace. I love you power of friendship overcoming generations of hate.
Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor
Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this
is he also in front of the white house?
He's the president
Wait I have another one sorry
me when im giving birth to my twins
#I told my mom who had twins and now she's telling me about her friend who was a christian scientist so. she didn't realize there were twins#until the first one had come and the doolah looked and went uhhhhh
I once knew a pair of fraternal twins around my age, non-Christian scientists, who had a similar situation. Apparently the birth was actually filmed so they have the doctor on tape going "Oh my God, there's another one in there!" or something similar. Fortunately it happened that they were a boy and a girl, and they'd already had a boy name and a girl name picked out
I presume that was once a common occurrence before the 20th century - how would you know for sure that you were expecting twins back then?
iβm taking the words βfetishβ and βkinkβ away from the internet until you people learn what sexual attraction is
objectification too like it's called "objectification" because the subject of someone's sexual desire is being treated as an object with no desires of their own. there's nothing wrong with thinking a person is sexy as long as you don't forget they're a person. holy shit people
"sexualization and objectification are the same thingβ comes straight from βsex is an intrinsically degrading actβ and frankly Iβm not into that vibe in the slightest
*steps on a pressure plate and the ceiling starts lowering*
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Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)
im sobbing omg
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