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An Underage Mundane Moron

@mechagic / mechagic.tumblr.com

Just A Random Person That Likes To Draw And Play Roblox | Asks Are Open | Check BYF | i share this acc with other people

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I AM A MINOR

I LIKE TO DRAW

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what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

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Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists' exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the "hack" to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don't know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

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Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her readsΒ β€œIt’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
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cafe–gay

Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: β€œBut I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care πŸ˜’β€

Me:

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big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

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there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

My absolute jam is characters who look normal but have the most bizarre/dramatic names ever:

Conversely, characters who are actual monsters, but have weirdly formal human names:

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I love you How to Train Your Dragon. I love you The Sea Beast. I love you β€œeverything we know about you is wrong”. I love you β€œyou can be a hero and still be wrong”. I love you children questioning generations of propaganda. I love you adorable yet dangerous creature winning over a child with an act of kindness in the midst of a war.Β I love you children ending your parents wars through an unlikely friendship. I love you children teaching your community to chose forgiveness and peace. I love you power of friendship overcoming generations of hate.

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Wait I have another one sorry

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me when im giving birth to my twins

I once knew a pair of fraternal twins around my age, non-Christian scientists, who had a similar situation. Apparently the birth was actually filmed so they have the doctor on tape going "Oh my God, there's another one in there!" or something similar. Fortunately it happened that they were a boy and a girl, and they'd already had a boy name and a girl name picked out

I presume that was once a common occurrence before the 20th century - how would you know for sure that you were expecting twins back then?

i’m taking the words β€œfetish” and β€œkink” away from the internet until you people learn what sexual attraction is

objectification too like it's called "objectification" because the subject of someone's sexual desire is being treated as an object with no desires of their own. there's nothing wrong with thinking a person is sexy as long as you don't forget they're a person. holy shit people

"sexualization and objectification are the same thing” comes straight from β€œsex is an intrinsically degrading act” and frankly I’m not into that vibe in the slightest