happier than a clam

[ID: two digital drawings, one is of phoenix from ace attorney speaking on a cord phone with a hand on his forehead, blushing and sweating while he wears an exasperated expression. his red tie is hanging loosely around his neck and his shirt is slightly unbuttoned. his hair is slightly disheveled, he has dark hair on his arms and he has painted nails in the same colour as the phone speaker. the second is of phoenix leaning on edgeworth’s shoulder from behind, fully wearing his outfit with his jacket on, still with painted nails. he has a hand in front of his mouth and is whispering in edgeworth’s ear as edgeworth smirks and is in the process of drinking out of a mug.  end ID] gossip

Microdosing on nrmt where one of them is drunk

guys please ... they were at each other's weddings!

based on that one gayest non-canon bitches tournament poll. credits to @yamujiburo for delia and jessie's wedding outfits! 😳 when i saw em post that drawing, i had an idea ghgfh <33

Amazing fact from the TCRF page of the Gollum game.

I’m not anti-technology, I just think there’s something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.

dodge this

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

うみのソフビ (nature techni colour)

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

PAVITR MY BEST FRIEND PAVITR

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

you really get everything on this website

I get to draw Sidon and Link again in the year of our lord 2023

this video has invaded my brain

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we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

If you are thinking about it on paper, the bus running every half hour doesn't sound so bad, until you're waiting at the stop and you miss a bus or it's delayed. Then you're waiting a very, very long time. To people who never take transit, that's probably fine. Why do you care. To people who only take transit, they're expecting it, it's baked in their lives. But the important part, what really impacts our cities, is what happens to people for whom transit is an option.

The spiral goes like this. You go to take the bus instead of driving, thinking "I'm going to o have a couple drinks" or "I don't want to worry about parking where I'm going." So you take bus. First bus is right on time. But then you transfer from your neighborhood line to the line that takes you where you actually want to go. And your bus is delayed. And it only comes every 30 minutes. And then you're waiting, 40 minutes later, wondering where your bus is, knowing you could have driven there in 20 minutes.

Why would you ever chose to take a bus again? The bus made you waste precious time on your day off just sitting there. So next time you drive. Ridership goes down. When the transit authority asks for more money for more buses and more drivers, people point to the ridership numbers and say "why should we pay for this instead of paying for our schools/police/baseball stadium/parks/police again (let's be real that's who's taking all the money)?" If we want to increase ridership we need to actually design and fund functional transit networks. If we want people to actually ride the bus we need to make it a better option than driving, which means reliable service, which you don't get with a bus every 30 minutes.

Every 15 minutes, everywhere, all of the time.