The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!” [03015/18699]

I wish I didn’t look

Hey guys welcome back to Binging on a mans Penis with Gay Babish today a mans penis will be my meal

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

just found the most fucked up plane

bro what

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

The destruction of Gaza, by USA weapons.

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

never gonna stop thinking abt how i drunkenly stumbled over to this 40/50 year old butch lesbian at a gay bar and said “you’re everything i want to be” only for her to give me the warmest hug i’ve ever received in my life and tell me that was the best compliment she’s ever received.

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

"keanu reeves as shadow the hedgehog" that is like. peak modern reddit sentence

i hate wealthy bourgeoisie gay people so unbelievably much

that said if youre a wealthy lesbian cougar looking to spoil someone heres my number ASAP

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text: The supreme court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in 3 U.S. states.

image: protestors holding signs, megaphones, and fists in the air

To clarify, the specific states are Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. Organizers can be held liable for any illegal act committed by protest attendees.

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

Marcielle would learn dwarf fortress in like 36 hours

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

whereas gay people would fill his balls with cock. okayyy

In 1988, ACT UP protested the FDA withholding HIV treatment due to requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

In 2024, trans activists protested promoters of an NHS-funded report requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.