@meatmaid

25. just a prom night dumpster baby.
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whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

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i may be stupid

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This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

this reply is killing me

being on tumblr on new years eve actually makes you feel so good about being in bed doing fuckall because you see your mutuals doing the same unlike other social media where you log on to see photos of drinks and fireworks and fakedeep posts about healing and whatever

No, no, NO! You don’t understand! If they were going to make a movie called “Goncharov” it would have to be a modern REBOOT of the 1973 film. Then everyone would have the right to consume the media while simultaneously complaining about how “it isn’t as good as the original” or “I can’t BELIEVE that they left out the iconic part XYZ”. We get to watch the film and preserve the original. Everyone wins.