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ask the meat baby

@meatbaby99

I'm Izzy and I like cellos and memes
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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over

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plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

This is the plot of shrek

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Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
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me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

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I hates it when da mamarazzi tries to record me singing da song of my peeple! Iz for live performances only … mahm!!! …. stahhhhhhp!

Embarrassed hissy child

That’s too funny. I’ve never seen a cat get so embarrassed

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so why did the guy in Resident Evil 7 think it’d be safe to enter a derelict house in the middle of the swamp bc he got an e-mail from his dead wife

he’s white