I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over
plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome
Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back.
This is the plot of shrek
Me at my second Rodeo
oink
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
He’s just so happy
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
me: *is sad*
some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:
me: oh ho HOOO
we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety
Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every day.
Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.
i learned about a man who has been visiting the same fish for almost 30 years that comes to him whenever he dives in the ocean (x)
Your future self is talking shit about you
I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special
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this is the most terrifying video on the internet
This is the opposite of ASMR
I hates it when da mamarazzi tries to record me singing da song of my peeple! Iz for live performances only … mahm!!! …. stahhhhhhp!
Embarrassed hissy child
That’s too funny. I’ve never seen a cat get so embarrassed
#notrustissues
my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much
My favorite video lol
so why did the guy in Resident Evil 7 think it’d be safe to enter a derelict house in the middle of the swamp bc he got an e-mail from his dead wife
he’s white









