the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source can you find the car picture

Sorry, but all I could find is that this has been included in several "epic driving fails" compilations around as early as 2008. The oldest entry I got dates it to 2006.

Someone in a server I’m in shared that they’ve been playing Microsoft Solitare on their phone and there’s a halo skin and omg

My kings…

pitting two younger sibling characters against each other is wild when their older siblings are RIGHT there!!!!

make sure you vote for matilda in this poll here, she needs all the help she can get!

Welcoming the new beepo to the robot family!!!

(Well almost)

now smal silver! 🍀

Miko on the Nemesis

Miko hearing Caramelldansen coming closer to her location (it’s Soundwave)

Miko: Haha, I’m in danger

A little animated short (a la marvel one-shots or something similar) of the One Time Miko Ended Up On The Nemesis. She's not computer savvy in the slightest, so she can't exactly do proper recon, so instead she's taking pictures of everything she sees while trying to cause as much chaos as humanly possible.

But then the scene transitions to Megatron personally praising Soundwave for keeping the Nemesis secure from any incursions. Just after Megatron leaves, Soundwave pulls up the cameras and sees Miko spray-painting one of the walls with her middle-school level graffiti.

Cue the ultimate cat-and-mouse chase. The scene cuts between Miko running for her life while also causing wacky hijinks, and Soundwave menacingly stalking down the halls. Everyone he passes whispers nervously, who he is looking for? What if he comes for me next? -meanwhile the barest flashes of his perspective we get to see are clearly frenzied with just a touch of obscure anime-girl-sounding music in the background.

Eventually he starts playing Caramelldansen out loud in a bid to bait her out of her hiding spot. It does work- she gets scared that he somehow knows exactly where she is, as he's coming closer and jumps out of her hiding spot to run. When she does so, he simply opens up a groundbidge in front of her, teleporting her back to Jasper before she can realize it.

And right as the groundbridge closes, Megatron walks around the corner, and makes an innocuous comment about going on walk while Soundwave (in typical Soundwave fashion) is able to remain stoic about all that just happened.

The whole short just has the energy of someone trying desperately to catch a bug in a cup to let it outside.

preparing to kill in a graceful way

sonic fanclub's night out (tails busy hanging out with the real thing)

They 🖤🖤

Honestly Squiggly’s poses fit Eddie and venom so well

Man.

my man

Sorry my hand slipped

I want Sonic to hang out with Team Dark(We don't get to see Sonic doing stuff with people who aren't Team Sonic in the games at least)

thinking about how eggman sometimes gives the egghogs silent praise by patting their heads or scratching them behind the ears. other mobians wonder why they don't find that stuff demeaning, but the egghogs seriously just think it's normal and are just grateful for any positive attention they can squeeze out of their dad. even if being pet on the head like a lap cat is pretty dehumanizing. demobianizing

i used to be a person once

THE MEICAN BROTHERHOOD OF LIR

Commonly known as the MBL, the Meican Brotherhood of Lir is an paramilitary outlaw group that has been growing in size rapidly within Meictir. They demand a serious government reform - citing the historical ignorance toward the Meinmhi and government's neglect of towns far away from larger settlements as some of the many reasons for their beliefs.

Leading the group is Aria and Ocellus - two Meicans with opposing opinions on how to pursue the reform.

The official leader of the MBL, Aria. She strongly believes that a peaceful apporach will get the organisation nowhere, but will not act against the wishes of the many.

Ocellus is seen as the 'face' of the MBL, as she appears in public the most frequently. As a scholar, she excels at speeches and is thus regarded as the main advocate of the movement.

was thinking about the egghogs scenario i've had in my head for a while. i've posted about this before but this is metal virus dot penis and i can do what i want

the boys can combine their powers to make each other stronger. eggman gives them a command they can't possibly do alone: slow a death egg's descent from orbit to prevent it from being destroyed.

sonic (ball of chaos energy) clings to shadow (the conduit to transfer his chaos energy) who is clinging to silver (using his powers to slow the death egg down, supplemented by sonic and shadow's help)

considering the sheer size of a death egg, they're all struggling to keep silver energized enough to hold the whole death egg in his powers. before long, they start screaming in a way that would make one's blood go cold. one can see that the spots where they are holding onto one another are starting to steam and sizzle. their heads feel like they're about to burst.

silver's forehead and hands start to smoke. the skin around his markings starts to bubble. the blood vessels in his face start to burst, blood dribbles down from his ears and tangles fur in its wake, his sclera turn red. parts of him are boiling and popping. sonic and shadow's hands, everywhere they're touching, everywhere the energy is transferring, it starts to boil. their ears and noses and mouths start to bleed.

shadow uses the last of their collective withering energy and consciousness to chaos control them back onto eggman's ship, the death egg falling a mere few feet into silt. they collapse onto the cold steel floor, unconscious, completely unresponsive, and still sizzling audibly. eggman is in front of them, and he's cheering, whooping and hollering, not even turning around.

orbot and cubot quietly make their way towards the boys, the stray badniks in the room hesitantly crowding around them. cubot declares that they're alive, and they all look relieved. orbot tells the egg pawns in the room to get gurneys and get the boys to the med bay, stat. eggman does not notice.

after they come to, they're told that they're going to be bedridden for a few weeks and won't be able to use their powers for a few months. sonic sits up quickly at this news only for the chaos in his body to backfire and he falls back to the bed, writhing in pain. later, sonic tries to get up to use the bathroom, and not only does he fall on his face, but he got up too quickly and he completely collapses to the floor. many sideeyes between shadow and silver are had while they recover.

eggman lays low while they heal, and amy seems pleased that she and her friends saved the day, but she does find herself wondering where thing 1, 2, and 3 went. they're probably fine. just laying low.

when the egghogs are injured eggman only cares about them as tools to be fixed, so he doesnt really care. he's mostly just mad that they failed him. the badniks on the other hand are VERY WORRIED (programmed to respond to and evolve with them as kids, still very deeply invested in their wellbeing)