hey bro could you Venmo me some vibes 

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

And they didn’t win any awards?

I’m not crying my phone screen is just blurry

I’m just glad books exist

Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way.

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

y'all have issues

country roads, take me home to the place i belong

literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

Letters from Hermes the Messenger written by the Gods   "Angelos is messenger. The word bespeaks the primary function of an angel, that is, to carry a message’ - Carl Jung

Aries: “If you can agree on a justification, point score, and time and place for combat why can’t you agree on a compromise. Surrendering your need to overpower them takes away the power that they have over you”

Taurus: “Not all that glitters is gold. There is more wealth, resource, and value in what lies behind the eyes, in what cannot be touched in a currency that nobody can take from you”

Gemini: “The divine picture is unclear without the ultimate view from the top, truth is an experience, a knowing, an unspoken language that you cannot try to bend and contort with your mind”

Cancer: “If you are strong enough to overcome the obstacles I have seen you confront and still manage to sacrifice everything to everyone, than you are more than equipped for that world and they won’t know what hit them”

Leo: “You do not have to try to be or force it out from you or measure your volume of worth in their worship and level of applause, when you are preoccupied with who they want you to be you split in 2 - your active presence and the person watching it… and sometimes ‘that person watching it’ and commentating on it becomes the highly strung, tense, and strained being that we see”

Virgo: “The sense you have of being trapped, controlled, and at war in the confinement of your physical body is another illusion like the perfection you strive to emulate. Quiet, let yourself fall into the crack in between your rampant thoughts and you will see the way that you have always flown when your wings were clamped”

Libra: “You may fear the consequences of your courageous self-assertion but the internal repercussions are much dire, you will despair, fight yourself, and hate yourself once again for letting them walk over you”

Scorpio: “Re attune with the value surrounding you, the very gold that has manifested before your existence in the here and now, taste what you have while it is yours for the taking, know this sensation is a reminder that you exist”

Sagittarius: “You can find a unique interpretation and mirror of the truth from every detail, angle, and passage. Every hand touches a different points of the star and has something uniquely inclusive to say”

Capricorn: “Stop trying so hard to win over their acceptance when your loved ones at home appreciate you just for being the person you are and nothing more” 

Aquarius: “Find that fire burning in your mind and spark it in your heart, when you feel that powerful, infinite, explosion inside and set it free then you will see who you truly are” 

Pisces: “When you are grounded and mindful you will prevent the panic of forgetting, being late, or wanting to leave without a way. When you are grounded and mindful the days and nights will no longer blur as a vague and diluted dream” 

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

These I like

Anyone else suddenly thirsty

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.