straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

FUCK

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

not all heroes wear capes

link her donation page

MAYBE NEXT TIME HE’LL THIIIINKK BEFORE HE votes for racist sexist white supremacist xenophobic islamophobic homophobic putin-dick-sucking rapist pigs

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

Deborah Tannen (via fyp-psychology)

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

Seen in NY

A cricket lls

Ok but bf is fine af.

😂😂😂😂

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me: