"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.
I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
u could never understand a warriors bond
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) // Dir. Tim Burton
I can’t believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.
charpointer
I understand the confusion in the notes yes the nightmare was incredibly short lived and yet it felt eternal
I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.
To all writers, you can use this post to let people know that you would be delighted to receive fanart and would love if they get creative with what you created.
yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
- Top Surgery
- Bottom Surgery
- Witch Encounters (one per century)
- Killed By Greg
- Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡
- Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)