send this to your crush with no context
So i see alot of people saying “this post is the worst post on tumblr” for alot of other posts but…
I think we finally found it. The final worst post.
I’m laying in bed with the bowser gif in a VR headset
you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions
i hate you gly
if I go to hell for looking at this, u do 2
On the sixth day of Christmas my corgi gave to me, Six socks-a-stumpin, Five giant liiiiiights, Four books to color, Three stockings stuffed, Two silly sisters, And himself underneath the tree!
OHMYGOD.
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
theres a dead body
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
Up your game this year, OP.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???
Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala
whoever put the zombie boy note in will’s locker… ya moms a hoe!
pika pika. bitch
girl: *recording self in mirror* “so I was just casually walkin’ around my-”
voice: *unidentified murmuring in the background*
girl: *screeching* “嗄？I’m recording!”
girl: *resumes* “-and guess what I f-”
voice: *more unidentified murmuring in the background*
girl: “錄緊影啊!”
voice: *louder, but still unidentified calling in cantonese*
girl: *continues, ignoring voice* “guess what I found in my pocket mm mm mm”
girl: *takes out poke ball* “pika pika”
girl: *poke ball springs open* “bitch”
All I want is to love you and see you being the happiest version of you
