The Real Mythic Bitch Is Here

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

DOBBY???????

Sorry. That’s just me leaving after getting some shredded cheese from your fridge. Hongry

camera:

a free elf:

That’s the girl is sia’s video chandler

I love how the person posting this is probably really freaked out but all people are doing is making jokes.

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

why afraid

How do you think the first seal that slapped their belly felt?

im so glad we’re all in agreement

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

NO MARIO DON’T DO IT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

ITS-A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

where would i be, as a person and in society, without rice

doorbell: *rings*

me:

Masterpost.

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.