Dream had 17 minutes 2 seconds to serve cunt and slay penis and HE DID
a messy series of transcripts, as accurate as i could make them (but there's still some skipped words and stuff I'm sure), on the uh c!sam and c!dream related stuff from sam's latest stream starting from around 4:54:00
so to begin this starts from a chatter asking if he'll remake the prison in sapnap's hardcore server. he gets all like jokingly like "pandora's vault 2.0!!" about the idea, then starts uhh lets use the word imagining putting Dream in there again. Someone suggests that he put Punz in there but he says it wouldn't be as fun
The following quotes come immediately after:
"you know what's funny is me and dream never released it but but uh me and dream used to log on the server and we would just do, like, canonical roleplay together? like in the server, like in the prison. like, not live, just, just the two of us, just chillin'. we would just log on and we would uhhh we would. he would be like "sam can i have my food for the day" and i would be like "no." and he'd be like "what? why can't i have food for the day" aaaaaaand it was a whole bit that we would do. just the two of us. it was a good time."
"it was also just special you know? cause like, no one else was invited, so. i, i enjoyed it, like, a lot. [reading chat] and you didn't share? i mean i'm sharing about it now, but, it was for me though. it was for me. it was on my for you page, not your for you page, you know what i mean, that kind of situation. it was, and it wasn't just for me, it was for us, you know what i mean?"
[laughs]
"yeah we would log on and he would be like "please mr. warden just a, just a just a, pl--just a small morsel of food please, please just a small morsel of food" and i'd be like "no dream, you've been, you're, you've been bad. you're the worst. you're the scum of the server. you can't have any food. i hope you starve" that's what would happen [reading chat] this sounds... this sounds what this sounds what? like a good time between friends? yeah! [more laughter]"
[MOMENT OF REALIZATION WHEN HE REALIZES THAT ALL OF THIS SOUNDS KIND OF SUS]
"[reading chat] i thought that was on purpose uh completely unintentional actually"
"[reading chat] two best friends in a prison! ten feet apart cause--[laughs]--what's that, what was the original, it was a hot tub right? two best friends in a hot tub, no what, how did it go-"
Tried to draw the new buttercup base
ON RADAR oh my god thats so fucking cool. jesus christ i need to start drawing minecraft builds . my god .
God, Dream looks so good in that leather jacket
just look at him bro
do you ever think about the sheer degree of interpersonal cruelty of the prison and just 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
like. God. What they did to him
thinking about how the ultimate punishment in the dsmp is always complete isolation
pandora’s vault. exile. being trapped with the egg. the entire fucking afterlife for literally every character. this entire server’s narrative is so symptomatic of being made in covid lockdown era it reeks
DREAM JUST FUCKING WON THE STREAMY FOR GAMER THATS MY BABYYY !!!! AND HE THANKED GEORGE AND SAPNAP DTEAM FOREVER
U BITCHES WISH U WERE HIM !!!!!!
Heya. how’s ya day
(also can you draw mumbo from beginning of season 8, it can be as quick as you want I’ll take anything)
Imagine the busiest person you know, now double it. That has been my life for the past month o(-< Here's Mumbo! About to have a very normal holiday for sure
scar distracting doc from grian and mumbo’s vandalism with his sick moves
Docm77: 👏 👏 GRIND 👏👏
The other hermits: ok
Docm77: wait not like that
"The buttercups are the villains" "Doc is the villain" guys. They are ALL villains. Have you seen their bases?! Mumbo was straight up making an evil lair. Doc is straight up a comic book bad guy. Scarlamd is beautiful, yes, but it is also a capitalist empire. Scar literally admitted to buying his friends, and Hot Guy is essentially a mercenary if you remember the king plotline. Grian not only the mastermind behind the buttercups, but he also has an evil robot living in his basement, and his base looks like it was made by an evil villain.
Guys.
They are all villains.
Ya know how in official mojang promotion material, Alex is shown as the more adventurous one and Steve as the more cowardly one? Well I just had a think, Steve has been here for much longer, since back when the world was small, simple. He's been exploring stuff for as long as there has been stuff to explore.
He's been exploring for as long as there have been things to hide away from.
He has been exploring, for as long as there were things, exploring him.
Alex wasn't around to experience herobrine. She came after that happened. But Steve? Steve has been exploring. Steve has seen what there might be, just out of reach, just out of sight.
If you saw something empty, wearing your skin, your body; watching you, just out of reach. Would you not be scared too?
Steve is cowardly because he's seen what may be out there. And he's seen what is definitely out there.
Always just out of sight.
