I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Paintings by Ricardo Fernandez Ortega

kissa u

lova and embracea u

hava…….. crush on u

mario i don’t feel the same

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16

i’m .........

get that mug off my breakfast

a girl talk to me

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

“Show me how fast you can decompose” is the most metal pick up line I have heard in a while.

dctfgvfcftygu??

big footed bastard

I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus.  XD

Reblog if u love and support her!

what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon 

Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.

Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.

Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail

prettiest girl in the creek

Her rival.

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

need this x

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

are you a criminal top, a brain vers or an athlete bottom.

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it’s filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren’t allowed

I have no memory writing this but d a m

The only reason I know this exists is because I clicked on a “Person liked your post”