Me when my Mutuals post

The Grumpy Starfish🖤🌪️

Here come the spooky boys!

has anyone else ever noticed that toys are lowkey fun to play with?

no? just me?

tch, whatever *unfurls my one angel wing and my one demon wing*

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

god. fuck. i dont even want to go to jupiter to get more stupider. but it’s the only place i can afford. fuck. christ

august 1st 1999

This set's Alt Arts were beautifully crafted by sasasi, with all Lv.5 Cyborgs that make up Machinedramon's body, having their parts in the same pose as they end up in as part of Machinedramon!

[Text from right to left: "My jaw!" "My arm!" "so noisy..." "My arm!" "My parts!"]

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

my tío literally does this at every party

Exactly

.

good work everyone

went to a wedding tonight and realized my very important blog doesn't know what i look like these days

sat next to a lovey dovey couple on the plane holding hands and kissing and shit i deserve a medal for way i didn't uhhhhh [remembers that suicide jokes are frowned upon] blow THEIR brains out

HAPPY ODAIBA DAY!!

UC or ER?

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.