You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. - Abraham Lincoln

Eleven being an impatient 5 year old is a big mood.

The bean jar

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

This has been my thanksgiving.

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

Before vs After Adoption

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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

listening to your favorite band with your friend

shjdhkdfjhgkhkd this is one of the most bizarre things the dub ever did and I feel like we don’t talk about it enough? They just. casually gave their protagonist mind reading powers. Just dropped that like it was nbd and then never brought it up again