dankest blog

need me a freak like this

damn and they say romance is dead

This is how men act when a joke gets bounced back lol

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

i think about this post every day

different people see different possibilities

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

you can watch his show on youtube

for ur daily twitter update: yale grad conservative thinkpiece man realizes he’s been using dog shampoo, claims it was an easy mistake to make. the shampoo:

i wanna know the story behind this

What the FUCK

I myself am strange and unusual.

Beetlejuice (1988), dir. Tim Burton

Picture taken from 1918 during the Spanish Flu

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

Secret Panel HERE! (hover/click/tap under bottom left panel)

me in a horror movie

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

Me taking a nap after I just woke up