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I always know when this gets reblogged by a really popular blog because my notes freakin’ go crazy.

I can’t believe this is still getting notes.

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

#forscience

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

I love linguistics! 

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

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Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

You know, I think spending over a decade of your life with either Clint Barton OR Tony Stark will wear your face down into the same default expression.

thefuckisthisshit.gif

…I know that look.

i need a movie that’s just pepper and nat and loki having a night on the town being sassy bitches and swapping war stories about their ridiculous pet superheroes

ridiculous pet superheroes

Did someone say ridiculous pet superheroes? You’ve got to go a long way to beat Bucky ‘This is the worst idea ever, Steve’ Barnes.

It just keeps getting better.

Actual Scene vs. Gag Reel - Season 9

tbh tho i bet jensen had horrible times with filming scenes like this half of the gag reels for the entire show are them reminding each other that they’re not actually dying, they’re not actually hurting, they’re okay 

it’s really weird thinking about the accomplishments of fictional characters in terms of what grade they would be in if they attended American public schools. Like think about it. 

Harry Potter was a sixth grader when he slayed a basilisk.

Mulan was a high school sophomore when she saved China.

when i was a high school sophomore i fainted from eating a poppyseed bagel.

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

Aha aaayeee they killed that

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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I’m sure he’d be proud too