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I Like Things And Make It Everyone's Problem

@mazamba

Closed RP w/mazamba

This planet Jason was on was once thriving world. A planet full of trees, water, animals, and people. All who lived peacefully on the planet, until a war broke out in this sector. This left the planet in ruins, all of its resources plundered, and its people nearly wiped out. Centuries have passed and the planet has been nearly forgotten.

Jason was told the planet was under the control of a group called the Klingons. He didn’t think too much about it and knew he would be out of here before they found out or one of their allies.

He walks over towards his prize. A box containing a valuable item that he knew would come in for a pretty penny…or whatever currency the people of this universe use. He walks over and begins to disable any security systems around, before getting his prize. He wipes away the dirt from it, opens it, and smiles when he saw what’s inside.

“Just like the buyer said,” Jason whispered before putting the box in his bag. 

“I am,” said Cass explains what the plan is. They’re going to teleport down to the surface, but along the way, they’re going to shrink down to the quantum level.

It is dangerous, since they’ve only done this once. And they’ll need to wear special suits to allow them to do this.

“Ben here brought us the suits we’re going to need to make this form and made sure they’re ready,” said Cass as Ben shows the red and silver suits.

“These suits are similar to the ones Abigail’s dad and the original Avengers used to go back in time to get the Infinity Stones,” said Ben as he explains next what these suits are. “We’ve given them a little upgrade to allow us to shrink down to the quantum level to get past the shields. Once we make it through, the suits will alert us and we can return to normal size.”

“However,” Abigail begins to give Mariner and Boimler the downside. “If our suits don’t alert us and we try to return to size, you run the risk of appearing in mid teleportation or get caught hitting the shield or even worse getting between them.”

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"I might have a way around it then," pointed out Rutherford, "instead of doing that sudden shrink jump, we just need to be small enough to poke through!"

"Um, Rutherford? That's exactly what we can't do," pointed out Mariner.

"Not yet," he countered, pulling up scans he'd taken, "I've been studying their shields. If we can get them to resonate with a high-frequency phaser, we might be able to open them a crack!"

"Can we do that without them noticing us?" asked Brad.

"I'm still working on that part," he admitted, "but it could work and it would reduce the risks."

This is the most amazing sweater in existence.

If you knit, or can sweet talk someone who does, a person on ravelry charted this pattern to knit it (in black) for her son: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cabled-skull-chart-for-pullover

*adds to ravelry library for future reference*

[image: cream cable-knit jumper; the cables on the front of the jumper make a picture of a skull]

Dc x dp prompt #31

When Sam Manson is dragged to Gotham for galas, she usually either keeps to herself, or catches up with her cousin, Tim Drake.

This time Danny was with her, and she immediately regrets letting the two of them meet.

Stop giving me brainworms...

I wrote this on my phone without an AI to tell me where is the grammar errors.

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Sam Masson regret very few things in her life, and one of those things is introducing Tim Drake to Danny Fenton.

Those two got along so well, that it was scary.

Sam normally didn't go to galas, since she normally threw huge tantrums to not attend, but her parents decided to negotiate to let her choose a friend, with no question asked, to come with her to these torture sessions that her parents called galas.

She knew her cousin is the CEO of WI, but never expected to see her best friend, Danny Fenton, to make breakthrough science with Tim in a gala like they were gossiping teenagers girls.

She was nursing a headache.

"...How about you move in with me? We could do sooo much revolution..." Was that her cousin?

"Totally, we will rewrite the meaning of the word revolution." What did she miss?!?!

"How do you feel about... clones?" Why... would Timmers make such a question...

"That they shouldn't be blamed by their creators mistakes and be given human rights just like metas are given it."

"And guns?"

"...My parents manufacture weapons, what do you think?"

"Touche."

"Meh... but did you know that ectoplasm is everywhere in the air? And since there is a way to transform in into clean energy..."

"Ohhhh~~ I love where this is going..."

Oh Ancients... what did she do?

"How do you like your coffe, Danny?"

"Like it could raise the dead from their graves."

"Bah! A man after my heart..."

"Aw... such a flirt!~"

Who did she pissed off to do that to her?...

Now Gotham would have to deal with to caffeinated teens with very loose morals and Zero regard to safety, not forgetting the fact that they were two mad scientists with access to a whole dimension...

God bless their souls... or teach her magical protection spells...

"Sam? Are you okay, dear?" Her mother asks concerned, seeing her defeated expression and vague traces of fear.

"No mom, I'm not... I feel I did a grave mistake in introducing Tim and Danny to each other..." Sam sighs in defeat.

"What do you mean?" Brucie Wayne asks.

Sam just give a sigh and point a finger where Danny and Tim were cackling like the mad scientists they are and looking like to the world they found a way to world domination.

Bruce once again was reminded why he was scared of his third child, Tim would go rogue out of pettiness and it's appear that he found a kindred soul...

Bruce excused himself and walked away to make Contingency plans.

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Meet the Artist: @ashleyloob

’m Ash, and I draw funny catgirls and comic shorts with my queer OCs. I draw other stuff too, but that’s what I’m mainly known for. Queerness, slice of life, and shitposting are the main themes that recur in my narrative works. I draw inspiration from the copious amounts of interpersonal drama within my own life and distill them into the recurring characters that appear regularly in my art as a coping mechanism. It’s cheaper than therapy. When I’m not slaving away at my desk making art, I like to pick up heavy objects and put them back down (weightlifting), clean bird poop off my all furniture (pet parrot), and chew my nails into little stubs (gross).

Nice to meet you, Ash! Below are some of her artworks that she has picked out to feature.

Check out more of Ash's art over at her Tumblr, @ashleyloob!

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The world’s most beautiful and strongest soldier just shot and killed the most evil and racist man.

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We tried to give him a medal several times now but he has refused it every time. Says he “just wants to go home and cook and eat a juicy steak” and added “maybe some potatoes”.

Autistic Girlies Bracket: Round 3

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Only your vote can determine which of these autistic girlies will move on to the next round.

LILO PELEKAI MASTERPOST LUNELLA LAFAYETTE MASTERPOST

[Image ID. Image with a purple to pink gradient background that is split down the middle by a jagged white line. There is a purple 'VS' symbol in the centre. On the left of the image is Lilo Pelekai from Lilo & Stitch. On the right of the image is Lunella Lafayette from Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. End ID.]

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Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

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Another random thought. You know the idea that ghosts aren't aware of the passage of time? What if we take that and apply it to Danny Phantom? Now losing track of time isn't that uncommon, it's pretty easy to get lost in what you're doing then look up and see that fifty minutes have passed. But what if it was longer than just minutes, or hours? A situation I could see happening is Sam, Tucker, and Danny get separated and lost in an unfamiliar forest. Danny stumbles across an old ghost town filled with, you guessed it, ghosts. Most of the ghosts would ignore him and go about their business, but not the kid ghosts. The ghost kids are thrilled at the sight of someone new and want him to play with them. Danny of course agrees to play with them, but only for a little while because he has to go back to looking for his friends. Time passes. Eventually Sam, Tucker, and Jazz find him playing with the ghost kids and Jazz immediately hugs him. "Where the hell have you been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!" Danny gets confused. "What are you talking about? We've only been separated for a couple of hours, tops, and when did Jazz get here?" The three get real quiet then Sam tells him "Danny...You've been gone for six days."