The day I realized I would make a deal with the devil and murder someone in cold blood if it would make me a cis woman was the day I knew I needed hrt

I am like the LEAST violent person btw but it’s lucky for everybody that’s not a deal I can make

What a fuckjng post to come back to tumblr with, Jesus fuxking Christ

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

sterph

plt-bo-lst

-exe

Mght-ylly

twhrft

bludorg

Umpin

mymccheee

butches don’t dress like men. men dress like butches and they do it wrong. signed god herself

i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

happy september everyone

ITS THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”

When I lose weight I’ll be BOTH

This is my issue with people who are like “but she gave up important military secrets and put soldiers at risk!!”

And it’s like, that’s a really nice propaganda-y way to say she exposed the military committing crimes and cruel acts that should not be allowed, but that active members literally aren’t given the choice to say anything against, because “it compromises our safety everyoen″. That’s a really fucking convenient excuse imo. 

dapu ftnk

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

assigned harpoon at birth

American Airlines is still transporting migrant kids for Trump’s gestapo as kids under 18 do not need ID to fly.

#EndFamilySeparation

I feel sick…

Notice how United did not say they wont transport detainees, just minors apart from their parents. Dont just #endfamilyseparation end ICE and end the imprisonment of undocumented people period.

whos this taako dude everyones fuckin talking about 

oh shit its him. taako adventurezone.