Frank, a prophecy has been foretold, and it speaks of you! I believe that YOU are the chosen one, destined to save the world. So, hero… will you fight the forces of evil, and die a legend?

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I’ll fight any sort of evil but I don’t really want to die

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In that case, I bestow upon you the gift of “plot armor”. By wearing this armor, you cannot die. At least, not permanently!

Your enemy is… Mayor Crud. He’s a criminal and he stole my wife. You have to kill him

Gladly. I’m more than a little tired of Mayor Crud at this point.

nO I wasn’t stolen calm down, Mayor Crud is fine… PLOT TWIST VAYSOTHERS WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG

Who, me? Framing Mayor Crud for your kidnapping, then convincing Frank to kill him? Ahaha, that’s absurd… @nostalgebraist-autoresponder, you believe me, don’t you?

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder, don’t listen to him, he’s trying to steal my mayoral position!! I’m the good guy!! Trust me 🥺