How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
HoW!?
Embrace the gay
EMBRACE IT
Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!
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Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far
“How’s life in North Korea Taco Bell?” - “Well, I can’t complain.”
people always ask me, can I fuck the tacos?
DO POST: buddy they won’t even let me fuck the tacos
DON’T POST: what kind of idiot would make a taco you can’t fuck
I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut
SJKSKSKS imagine u fuckin and they’re like “*annoyed sigh* you can come if you want”
i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave
Item: cargo hotpants
“describe the color red without using the word red”
white people in the sun
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.
WOW THIS IS TOO FUCKING SMOOTH
Who’s work is this??
The name is “Guldies”
Oh my god 😮
Stopmo Rulz
Мне, пожалуйста, две котлеты….
“for me, please, two hamburgers….”
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here
wats he doin
His best
