“my child is fine” your child wants to marry multiple fictional characters

Steve is my husband, dad, Mom, soccer mom, and babysitter. Don’t fight me on this.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

YES THIS CAME UP ON MY DASH AGAIN.

Saw this before but I think I ignored it. Now we meet again wishing star so I think this is destiny. Trying my luck here. Haha

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

Can’t take that chance

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

me: *has an actual crush on a real person for once*

me: *gets heart broken*

me: *returns to reading fanfics & crushing on fictional characters*

Me right now

Un-stanning Calum hood, I tried to ignore it but I can’t it’s something that’s been bothering me since like 2012 but I genuinely believed he would change and be better, I’m sure a lot of you guys know what I’m talking about and understand where I’m coming from but for those of you who are about to be on my ass or try to defend him and for those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, please consider this, this man has the AUDACITY every fucking day, to wake the fuck up and be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. Can you fucking believe?! With his perfect smile that lights up the world and his laugh that can cure depression and his incredible caring soul and his love for his fans, friends and family, and the talent and energy he puts in his music. Like wtf? The nerve ?!! How dare he.. I’m done and idc what y’all have to say about that smh

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Okay but reblogging again because… it worked. Had my yearly evaluation and got a pay rise! Wahoo!

Tom Holland as Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Oh my the first causes me physical pain...

R.I.P. Peter Mayhew (19 May 1944 – 30 April 2019)

“Previously on…”

BITCH ,THATS MY 6th HOUR BINGE WATCHING THIS SHOW,I FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE PLS JUST SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Nancy: *journaling* it’s day 183 of being stuck in the upside down. I’ve seen numerous different species, many of which I have never heard of before. Afters months of careful observation, I’ve finally decided that—

Steve: *to the tune of final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Jonathan: *off key kazoo*

Nancy:

Nancy: —there is no intelligent life here

Best buds 😁

Credit

Ahh that's so cute I'm glad someone edited that on.

opinion: saying “I aged them up to 18 in this” doesn’t make you any less of a pedophile

What a legend. The King has spoken.

Yes King, yes.