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April Showers Bring May Flowers

@mayflowers07

Call me May | any pronouns | various fandoms depending on the day, though mostly Hermitcraft and Critical Role at the moment | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | see pinned post for other info

I accidentally deleted my last pinned post so I guess I gotta make a new one:

About me!

Hello! My name is May. I use any pronouns, except it/its. If you use those pronouns, you’re totally valid and I respect/support you 100%, they just personally make me a bit uncomfortable.

I am an adult. I personally have no problems with following minors and interacting with them (in a healthy, completely platonic way), but if you are a minor and don’t want me interacting with you, I 100% get that and respect your choices. Tell me to leave you alone, unfollow me, block me, do whatever you need to do to be comfortable.

I will tag any trigger warnings anyone asks me to, just let me know if I’m currently not doing that, but I won’t tag entire fandoms (ex. Dream SMP) or characters because that’s a huge portion of my blog. You’re better off just not following me.

If any bigot (ex. racist, terf, homophobe) wants to come into my blog, just know I use the block button liberally. You’re not going to get a reaction out of me- I will just block you, delete your ask, and move on. My blog is a safe space, and I hope to keep it that way.

I write fanfics! My writing tag here on tumblr is #may writes and my ao3 account is mayflowers07 if you want to check some of my work out.

My current writing project is the ‘i can be the one you call’ series, which I will link here.

Finally, I’m always down to make a new friend. Feel free to send asks or dm me at anytime (just don’t judge me when I take a bit to respond).

Please be respectful to yourself by staying safe and respectful to others by being accepting while on my blog. Thank you.

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gonna write my own overly specific and seemingly arbitrary do not interact

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ok here it is DO NOT INTERACT:

people who wear turtlenecks, people who like the taste of cows milk, apple music users, psych majors, history nerds, gifted kids, adult emos, if you have healthy hair, if you have an eyebrow piercing, aries suns with cancer moons, people who got their drivers license at 16, anyone who follows adam ellis, people without asthma, candle haters, flatsound fans, white men who like marvel, you call yourself a weeb, your name starts with e, white people who call themselves evil, if you had a dear evan hansen phase, theatre majors, ohio state students, people who sleep without stuffed animals, if youve watched the simpsons by choice, people who put their real first name in the uquiz name box, if you understand how a car engine works, you have a professionally cut and/or dyed mohawk, iron man kinnies, people who are good at geography

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reblog with how many times i canceled you :)

On this, the second anniversary of the Evergiven getting stuck in the Suez Canal, I would like to remind everyone that Joe Hills built a model of the ship in his season 7 base, the Strait of Joebraltar.

It is worth mentioning that Bdubs was once trying to transport a villager through the Strait of Joebraltar and he was not able to get through because the ship was in the way. So yes, it did disrupt nautical trade on the server.

Hi my name is Philza Hard’core Raven Minecraft Way and I have long ebony black wings (that’s how I got my name) with white streaks and white tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Martyn InTheLittleWood (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kisuke Urahara but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an avian but my teeth are sharp and white. I have shiny black scales. I’m also immortal, and I go to a magic server called the Dream SMP where I kill people (I’m seventeen thousand years old). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly green. I love Hot Topic and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a boob window shirt with lace around it and a green kimono, black fishnets and bare clawed feet. I was wearing black lipstick, sunscreen, black eyeliner and green eye shadow. I was walking outside Pandora’s Vault. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of cops stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[ID: A digital illustration of Keyleth and Vax'ildan from Critical Role. Keyleth is carrying Vax, who has a cut just below his knee that an arrow labelled "hurt his leg a little bit" is pointing to. Vax looks away from Keyleth, blushing and saying "Thanks, Kiki". Keyleth also looks away, looking flustered and saying "N-No problem!" a little too loudly. End description.]

Still thinking about how Kiki could probably carry Vax (pining edition)

i have a bad habit of growing cynical about popular mcyt headcanons bc my instinct goes ''what if the cc sees this all the time and is tired of it or doesnt get it??'' and i need to STOP that !!!!!! yes grian is so bird coded and also a watcher and so is the rest of evo and zedaph is a sheep and impulse is a demon and who cares !!!!! this is for US first and foremost !!! go crazy go stupid go out of ur mind !!!!!!!!!!

this truly proves how right we all were for voting joe tumblr sexyman 2023

Session 1 alliances! College has been hectic and can you guys believe I have 4 classes that start at 8 AM this semester???? anyway I finally managed to find the time to do this piece right in time for the session 2 uploads. Cheers.

the last of us was so goddamn brilliant for adding in the scene with Joel confessing he tried to kill himself but still flinched, and now years later he’s found a way to heal through Ellie.

Because at the end when Marlene asks him what Ellie would choose, both us as the audience and Joel know that Ellie would chose to die. But Joel also knows that even when you think death is your only way out, there’s a part of you inside still kicking and screaming to live, because that’s exactly what happened to him. And he’s not going to let his daughter make that same mistake.