earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

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Fun fact about JF Kennedy, nobody knows what the JF stands for

Just fucking Kennedy

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

chinken nunget

hey you wanna come over to my house after school? we can stand directly across from eachother and do this

and maybe even… this…?

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

Peace is finally reached in Korea (2018)

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

Yay

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

Ghosts, when they see a doll: