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@maybethings / maybethings.tumblr.com

Malaysian poet/spec author. Qun-positive, occasionally NSFW, frequently pissed-off. Avatar credit: Chococri

Seed, Star, Song is a little collection of nature poems to soothe all you hearts yearning for the outdoors and a tender place to land (so...quite a few of us rn). This little microchap contains forests, constellations, birds, and an undisclosed number of beetles.

Ghost City Press chapbooks are free (that’s right folks, free poetry for your hungry eyes) BUT, and this is a sizable BUT, if you can please consider making a donation as well. The button on that page funnels 100% of the proceeds to the writer. Trust me when I say with the exchange rate what it is, even a little token can go a long way.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy. Click here to get Seed, Star, Song.

fun facts

  • the inspiration for "Thnks fr th Mmrs" comes from Fallout Boy's sudden break into pop culture, and how the media's perception of them differs from the band's perception of themselves
  • "Pomepeii" is meant to be a conversation between two people as Vesuvius is erupting. "Eheu" translates to "alas"
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MY ASS!!!!!

we can all learn something of resiliency from these beautiful, deeply stupid creatures

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sunfish are intelligent actually, they're active swimmers and dive and hunt during the day while hanging out near the surface at night. that's right, they're actually predators.

read this: (source)

sunfish are even strong enough swimmers to breach, (insane considering they average 540 – 4,400 lbs!!!) which is a much different image than the useless floating dummies that everyone seems to think they are :[

all this sunfish disparagement drives me wild. you can learn so much from the ocean sunfish because its actually an ingeniously evolved fish that's perfectly adapted to migrate between depths.

here's some additional reading: (Tweet) (Informational article)

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People tagging like gore or animal death need to know the one in the first image is possibly just fine! That entire area of the body is pure muscle and it looks already healed. It will just be living its life like a bitten cookie.

yeah it's just bones and gristle back there, no internal organs. this guy will probably make it but GEEZE I bet that hurt.

tbh Riza is one of the few female characters where I don't mind that she has the whole "only one with the braincell" thing going on and that's bcs Mustang is a fucking dumbass and she will literally go anywhere and do just about anything with him, and also he's her emotional support dumbass and several times it is shown that she can barely fucking hold it together when he's not around, up to and including straight up admitting she'd rather die than be in a world without him

like you think Mustang would never be able to get anything done without Riza but baybee it's a fucking two way street she needs him just as bad

Riza and Roy are like two older dogs who absolutely MUST be adopted together because the second one of them leaves the other's line of sight they start howling and ripping the couch apart

So tumblr has started putting this little banner at the top of posts from new accounts, and honestly I kinda dig it. I've seen a lot of people get absolutely eviscerated for doing something that was perfectly normal on their previous platform but a huge faux pas here, and I think this little banner will go a long way to mitigating that.

Editing to add: DO NOT BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE WITH THIS BANNER I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'RE TRYING TO BE NICE YOU BE NICE BACK OR SO HELP ME

i have taken refuge from Elon’s terror on bluesky

i will kill my self

Not true actually!

In short, it seems like bluesky devs use the ai for IDing content , so their searches and shit can recognize "this is a tabletop convo" or w/e. Which is less immediately problematic than "creating content that is stolen."

And also, the devs have said that nothing is used to train any models. Big screenshot of a bunch of posts coming, followed by a link.

https://bsky.app/profile/zoewithasword.bsky.social/post/3jzml3xnmfd2u

while I’m here

If you watched the NIMONA movie, enjoyed it, and want to support it and other (gay) media like it, consider slamming that double-thumbs-up button on Netflix. I know what you’re thinking: Netflix has a double-thumbs-up button?! That’s what I said too. But I have it on good authority that this is a metric with serious weight for Netflix and it’s something they take into account when deciding whether to invest in other similar (gay) properties. So send Netflix a message and give that sucker the ol’

I know you've done several Cheeses of Tamriel, but what about Cheese*cakes* of Tamrel? I uh... might have a slight obsession with cheesecake (it's so good!)

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Oh, one of my favourite desserts, the humble cheesecake is worth scouring Tamriel for! While some races like Argonians don't customarily use cheese in their food, it always manages to find its way into local treats such as these...

Altmer

Moreish. Fluffy. Melt-in-your-mouth. These are but few words when I could sing the praises of Alinor-style chilled cheesecake all day. The cheesecake, usually made from a mix of sheep and cow milk soft cheeses, is lightly frozen to an ice cream-like texture within a fresh choux puff shell. Swirled through with berry compote, vanilla, and topped with fresh fruit like peaches and lychees, this is a truly exceptional dessert when paired with a sparkling dessert wine.

Argonians

Black Marsh isn't a particularly hospitable climate for raising cattle, so cheese is a pricey commodity that mostly richer Argonians have access to. I once had a cheesecake at the upper-crust (no pun intended) inn in Lilmoth, which was made from imported Cyrodiilic cheese. What made it special was the use of local ingredients, like the saltrice crust sweetened with scuttlebloom nectar, and the to-die-for passionfruit jelly on top.

Bosmer

Cheesecake is one of the few desserts that the Green Pact Bosmer can indulge in, and they do so often! The milk of mammoths fed on sugar beets and cane is sweet and makes a delicious soft cheese. Studded with bacon bits and baked until firm, this sweet-and-salty treat is a dessert experience like no other in Tamriel.

Bretons

Nobody does the classic biscuit-based cheesecake quite like they make it in High Rock. The freshest of fresh cream cheese is sweetened with beet sugar, sometimes swirled through with chocolate or jams, and served atop a homemade caramel biscuit base (sometimes with a drizzle of melted chocolate or custard, because why not). The best part? It's great served hot or cold! If you want to try an easier (but just as tasty) variant, have a go at making my High Rock Fluffy Cheesecake.

Dunmer

The scuttle cake made by the Dunmer is, unsurprisingly, burnt. This isn't a joke, the burning is intentional...and delicious. Scuttle is whipped until fluffy with kwama eggs, sweet marshmerrow, and is then baked until dark brown with a caramelised surface. It doesn't look the most appealing, but it tastes absolutely divine!

Imperials

Oh beloved lemon cheese tart of Chorrol, how you haunt my dreams every night I do not eat you! Ahem. Yes, it's that good. The base is made from leftover biscotti that's been soaked in brandy overnight, and the lemon ricotta filling is zesty and tart without being overly sweet. Other popular seasonal flavours include blackberry in summer, and pumpkin in autumn, but lemon has a special place in my heart.

Khajiit

I adore a specific bakery in Riverhold that makes these delicious cheesecake slices soaked in caramelised moon sugar and cinnamon syrup. Creamy soft cheese is layered between filo pastry to create a stacked cake that's airy and has a nice bit of crunch to it too. Be sure to have a slice if you're ever in Elsweyr!

Nords

Aside from quark cake, we Nords also love making goat cheese cheesecakes, which are lighter in consistency and flavour than cow's milk cheeses. We beat together fresh chevre, eggs, sugar, and snowberry jam, and bake it atop a simple biscuit crust. It's served warm with snowberry preserves or jazbay jam, and a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Served with a shot of schnapps, it's a classic homey dessert loved across the Province, and even has an Altmer seal of approval!

Orcs

I mentioned the echatere cream cheese tarts beloved by Orcs across northern Tamriel, but Wood Orc timber mammoth cheesecakes are also worth writing home about! Unlike the Bosmer, Wood Orcs use regular, farmed timber mammoth milk that's sweetened with honey. It's poured into clay ramekins and baked to remove the strong mammoth odour which usually comes with unpasteurised milk, with the end result being a sweet, creamy pudding. It's served hot, with a sprinkle of brown sugar for those with a sweet tusk.

Redguards

Since goat milk is the primary staple in Hammerfell, it stands to reason that the Redguards also make a goat cheese dessert. A traditional Hegathe confection is a firm slice of chilled, whipped goat cheese mousse that's sweetened and flavoured with cardamom, rose and pistachios. It's sandwiched between two amazingly thin wafers of puff pastry, and drizzled with honey and rosewater to serve. Truly delightful!

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