Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) dir. Tim Miller
Okay but like The absolutely scalding commentary on the fact that a robot who doesn’t feel emotions is better at being a partner than most men because he actually fucking changes diapers and is emotionally available I love this movie
Good ace husband terminator is my favorite thing of 2019
🔫 send me what color(s) i am to you. i know it's from twitter replace tweet w post
NOT A DREAM
Today an old gentleman who I met at the bus stop gave me a rose from the bouquet he bought for his wife of 57 years!!! And he told me, "A rose for a little rosie," and it was the most precious thing ever 🥰🥰🥰 and then I dropped the rose on my way home and it got ran over by a truck like a milisecond later and I almost died because my first instict was to go onto the road to grab it and I only managed to stop myself in the last second 😭😭😭
Would be a funny comic too!
The man you met was actually death, testing to see if it’s your time.
One year anniversary of me being dumb
2 jumping jacks burns 1 calorie
There are 3500 calories in a pound
So 7000 jumping jacks burns a pound
If you did 100 you burn 50 calories
Doing a set of 50 jumping jacks is really easy and if you did 20 sets a day (or 10 sets of 100) you would burn 1000 calories. Do that every day and you’ll burn an extra pound each week along with everything your already doing!
Obviously this isn’t practical for everyone, but you could pile them up and do 100 or 200 in a go or with a few minutes break in between.
Like seriously, if your watching TV or just sitting around doing nothing do some jumping jacks
So basically 2 jumping jacks burns 1 calorie and that’s all I really wanted to say
2 jumping jacks burns 1 calorie
There are 3500 calories in a pound
So 7000 jumping jacks burns a pound
If you did 100 you burn 50 calories
Doing a set of 50 jumping jacks is really easy and if you did 20 sets a day (or 10 sets of 100) you would burn 1000 calories. Do that every day and you’ll burn an extra pound each week along with everything your already doing!
Obviously this isn’t practical for everyone, but you could pile them up and do 100 or 200 in a go or with a few minutes break in between.
Like seriously, if your watching TV or just sitting around doing nothing do some jumping jacks
So basically 2 jumping jacks burns 1 calorie and that’s all I really wanted to say
I.
Am.
CRYING.
"I'm prepared to go forward with it."
[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Your goal will be met in two months.]
hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.
every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.
I wish I could articulate all the ways this makes sense and why it makes sense and stuff but it’s just like… something something misogyny something something resentment of creatures that don’t need you and don’t hang on your attention and approval all their lives.
My dad gave me this exact same advice when I was a kid. “Anyone who hates cats is a control freak and an asshole.”
