bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a character who hasn’t had a day of real happiness in years

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

due to personal reasons I deeply wish that this autumn feels entirely like rebirth

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

“I immediately regret this decision”

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

knock knock

new door who dis

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

i’m part of a generation that can send “snap chats” but couldn’t dehull buckwheat if their life depended on it 😒☕️🐸😪