leaf-beard
me: SELF LOVE IS SO IMPORTANT (•O•)/!!!! everyone please take time to love & appreciate yourself today!!!!!🧡💛🧡💛
also me: *looks in the mirror* bitch
this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him
actionables
so done
with you and your rude shit
*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication
only677-deactivated20180424
robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
