Hyung line/ Maknae line - Blood Sweat Tears Era
God was this an amazing and wonderfully beautiful era 😍
Parent: What sound does a bunny make?
Child: Irumen Jungkook!
Parent: No.
Child: Chong Jojun Balsa!
Parent: Wrong, let’s try another one-
Child: Wait I got it this time.
Parent: Go on.
Child: The sound that a bunny makes is the sound of a 19/20 year old male making fun of his older brother for being too short.
Parent: No. Next one, what sound does a horse make?
Child: Hobi, Hobi, Hobi.
Parent: No.
Child: A horse makes a screaming sound from being too excited.
Parent: That’s still incorrect.
Child: I don’t like snakeu
Parent: Nope.
Child: Don’t touch my faceu.
Parent: No. Next question, how the sun is how many years old?
Child: 23, well 24 Korean age.
Parent: Where are you getting these from? Anyways, what kind of animal is a turtle.
Child: A turtle is an animal that sleeps all the time because he works hard, and he doesn’t like to do hard physical activity.
Parent: That’s slightly right. Now what sounds does a turtle make?
Child: Infires man!
Parent: No.
Child: ARMY!
Parent: Still wrong.
Child: J Hoooooope!
Parent: Stop. We’re moving on to the next one.
Child: Wait I’m not done yet.
Parent: ….
Child: A turtle makes the sound of a 23/24 year old man sending people to Hong Kong with his flexible tongue technology.
Parent: Why do you know that? Anyways next one: What sound does a koala make?
Child: Jeon Jungkook!
Parent: *sighs* Wrong.
Child: I was born in Busan first!
Parent: No.
Child: I’ve ate 2,130 more bowls of rice than you!
Parent: Can a Koala even eat rice? One more time and we’re moving on to the last three.
Child: A koala makes the sound of a 22 year old male being mad that his little brother and his elder brothers keeps making fun of his height.
Parent: Why are you like this? Alright next one. What sound does an alpaca make?
Child: An alpaca makes the sound of a 24/25 year old male going on and on about how handsome he is.
Parent: Still wrong. Next one, what sound does a lion makes?
Child: Turn up!
Parent: No.
Child: What’s poppin’
Parent: Still wrong.
Child: My name is V.
Parent: No. Last one, what sound does a monster makes when he catches you?
Child: My name is R.A.P Monster, not D.A.N.C.E Monster.
Parent: No.
Child: Jimin, you got no jams.
Parent: Leave.
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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
