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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

why’s night air smell different than day air. what’s up with that

@batpeep

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just an inconvenience that walks

i want to click things on my nails, my teeth, on tables. i want the clackclackclack.

I’m just a mushroom in an open field and god is a 6 year old boy booting me into orbit

it’s like a website in here

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

don’t be afraid to get bioluminescent this year

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

my medieval girlfriend won’t take off her plate armor when we have sex and any time i mention it to her she draws her axe on me. not sure what to do about this.

i will never get over “SWEET JESUS”

@thesoundthisimagemakes

just………… Decadence

she’s glamour

current mood: just chillin

me listening to hozier’s new album

same

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.

Things are shaping up to be pretty. frog.

I have discovered a new use for the tumblr font colours and that is clown faces

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