"Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people."

-Caitlyn Siehl, Literary Sexts: A Collection of Short & Sexy Love Poems (Volume 1)

Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.

The flight from Amsterdam to Paris was pure magic *-*

Bye she was like going in to labor and pausing in between contractions to do her makeup

me giving birth

— J.K. Rowling (via minuty)

Mean Girls (2004)

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

you cannot make this shit up

free our girl dorothy