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♢maya♢

@mayadonnie

《you have to be odd, to be number one》
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r-easonablyfine

I AM CRYING

Holy fudge nuggets!

fucking perf

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slutforwhitesides

DUSTIN?

This is never not relevant.

This is the best thing that has ever been on Tumblr 

JOHNSON AND THAT STUFFED ANIMAL I CANT

ITS BACK ON MY DASH

Play this at my funeral.

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crazyideasfromagaynerd

Reblog if you think it's okay to share a bed with your best friend.

Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

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maybeeedont

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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averyaveryavery

Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline

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destinyymartin

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy
me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead
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shtephhanie

OMFGGGG IM CRYING AND I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 HE BROKE THE DOOORRR😂😂

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phansdan-deactivated20180101

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender