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I wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til I fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find I’m still in their arms
I want motherfucking magic in life. I want romance. I want peace. I want beauty and softness. I want love and warmth.
Embry: The human existence is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach…warmed by the sun…unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
Quil: do you need to talk?
Embry: I wish I was a croissant
Y/n: it must be nice to be rich instead of having to develop a like-able personality
Edward: don’t say that
Y/n: buy my silence, coward
Esme: Edward, it might help you come out of your shell.
Edward: I like my shell.
Emmett: If you stand really close to Edward, you can hear the ocean.
that’s it, that’s carlisle’s entire character summarized in six words
(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)
Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys
Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then
Do you ever get to that point of reading where it's just words and there's no cohesion and none of it is making any sense but you keep on reading those words...what's that all about??
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Stop asking me "Aur batao kya kar rahe ho?"
MAR RAHA HOON BHAI Mar rahA hoon! Marne de shanti se.
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"'nikamma' tu yun to na tha pehle
yeh to koi aur hai jo tujhmein nazar aata hai "
bhenchod baatein aisi kar raha hoon jaise koi bada shayar na houn main lol but i am tho fuck it we god🥸🗿
Hindi is uniquely funny language to me, "fatt ke hath me aa gayi."
What are you talking about? Is it what I think it is? Is that possible fr? How do I explain it to someone who don't understand hindi? That-
i'm sorry but the single most disappointing decision desi guys have made is switching to smart watches. okay so wth is my dupatta supposed to get stuck on??
