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I LOVE BEING CRINGE

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proshippers, maps, ect, pls dni He/him+ neos MINOR!!!! cash app: $Maxxwell227

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

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A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

Absolutely.

do scene kids still exist? i know their habitat has been in decline (malls,myspace) but are there any reserves or conservation efforts for the species?

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Can confirm there have been some small conservation efforts through discord servers and obscure forums, but unfortunately scene kids remain an endangered species (though numbers have been increasing in recent years)

HAI!!1! i think I’m real?? yeahhh itz difficult cuz there’s nawt as much irl stuffs anymoar but teh scene livez >>:3

Y1SSS <3 >:33

Plushie comic idea

plot: (they all come to life at night/ when ur asleep) one of the plushies shows another a shiny key they found, and all of a sudden they get sucked into this other dimension made out of fabric and buttons, ect. They find another plushie, and ask them how to go home. They awnser it with saying that there is an all knowing plushie that lives far, far away from where they were, so they need a map too, they go from place to place, and after finding a couple new friends that are coming with them, they find the map. They follow the map, and do side quests and stuff, finding even more friends, and they finally arrive. A big-big dragon plushie is protecting the giant castle that the all knowing plushie, they end up tameing the beast, saying that they all will take the dragon with then back home. They enter the castle and find the all knowing plushie, (all knowing plushie is VERY VERY OLD) he says he needs to find his reading glasses, and the spell book to get them all back home. He takes a hilariously long time to do so, then, finally he casts the spell, and they all go back to the owners house (aka my house) ant the owner of the plushies looks down at their floor with confusion "when the hell did I get all these plushies??"

:DD

Ok so before I pass out I'm gonna talk a little bit more about my treasure island insert Barnacle-Beard because people are genuinely interested (which I appreciate a FUCK TON tysm)

His full name is Rustle 'Barnacle-Beard' Darkwalker. Hes basically a zombie/the living dead. Before he died he was a captain of a very large crew. His cause of death was blood loss and drowning to death because of his ship being attacked. While he was down deep in the ocean he was brought back to life by some undiscovered electric sea creatures. Eventually he was washed up on a pretty empty island and began living his life in an empty cave on that island

(I'm still trying to figure out how he's found so it's still a wip)

When he gets found Dr Livesey immediately becomes interested with the idea of the living dead and Barnacle-Beard immediately FOLDS like an OMELET over Dr Livesey because he actually had a past lover who was also a doctor that unfortunately died during the ship attack

There's also a self insert my partner made named "Arthur" but I'm pretty sure he's still a work in progress so all we have right now is that Arthur and Barnacle-Beard are at each other's throats constantly trying to win the doctor over

ANYWAYS hope you enjoyed my rambling

‼️IF YOU'RE A WRITER AND SEE THIS, STOP SCROLLING.‼️

I'm putting this out here because @humanitys-strongest-bamf and I had an idea that could be a potential fun collab, but only if there are enough people who would like to participate.

I know we all get in our heads about whether or not our writing is any good and that can be taxing! But what if we just all said fuck it? And just wrote to have fun for the sake of it?

I'm proposing a week long challenge where we all write the stupidest, most cringey drabbles. Things we want to laugh at. Something so stupid for the sake of being stupid and share it with each other.

This isn't a full post about it, I can type it up tomorrow if there are enough people interested! Count this as a consensus to the challenge to see who's interested?

What do y'all think?? (reblog for other writers if you think this might be something you'd like to join in)

y'all are so cute i can't!! i'm so surprised so many people might be interested. o.o

i'll work on getting a post written for y'all so we are all on the same page; hopefully i can get it up by tomorrow!

overall some things to note for those that are on the fence about this:

1. this will be open for a week or two

2. this is for drabbles but please feel free to write a one shot if it feels like you have more to say!!

3. this is open to anyone that wants to partake. i'll put a rule in the page about who to tag and how to tag it as so your works can be shared

4. i think those who reblogged this are the ones who are interested in partaking, therefore i will tag you in the event post so you know it's ready. (but again, this is open to anyone!! even if you aren't tagged, please partake if you want!! the more funnies, better)

5. this is for any fandom, character, trope, etc etc

6. last but not least, and this is the most important part. this collab is not meant to be mean, discriminatory, or judgemental. the point of this is not to make fun of the characters or tropes, but to literally write these characters and tropes in the dumbest way possible. We're here to have fun, not start a war.

See you guys when I type it up!! get ready to embrace the cringe and most importantly, the FUN.

I'M BACK.

Hi guys. I hope you're ready for this.

Welcome to the first ever cringefest hosted by literally all of us writers on tumblr.

What is cringefest, you might be asking? Well my lovely tumblr fiend, this is an event for us lovely creative writers to band together and let go of all our inhibitions. I personally find that I stress out a lot about my writing, making sure it's professional and well written (hell I'm doing it right now as I write this) and that can be very taxing to go through! It's literally so stressful. But what if we said fuck it and wrote for the sake of it?? To be dumb, to laugh at our dumb ideas.

Let's put our blorbos into some situations, yeah??

But first, some answers to some questions:

What do I do?

  • Write the cringiest, most stupid drabble (or a one-shot if you have more to say) you can about whatever you want.
  • This is open to any fandom, character, show, anime, movie, trope etc etc.
  • You need to put them in some real cringy situations though. And make sure your writing itself is cringy, don't hold back!!
  • Please tw/cw accordingly.
  • Smut is allowed obviously, I'm not your mom, but again mark MDNI and tw/cw accordingly.

Can I join even if I don't write normally?

  • ABSOLUTELY. This is open to EVERYONE. AND I MEAN EVERYONE.

How long does this last?

  • This will be open starting Saturday, July 8th and will close on Saturday, July 15th.

Who do I tag once I'm done, and what do I tag it as?

  • Tag me, @chaotic-on-main, so that I can compile everyone's stories into one masterpost as they come in.
  • As for the tags, please tag it as #cringelord69 (thanks @humanitys-strongest-bamf) and #23cringefest!

I don't feel good about knocking on certain things.

  • This isn't a question but I hear you!! I also don't want this to feel like this is a 'shitting on' contest, BECAUSE IT'S NOT. This collab is not meant to be mean, discriminatory, or judgmental. The point of this is not to make fun of characters, tropes, scenarios, ESPECIALLY WRITERS. This is literally us having fun and writing these characters in the dumbest way possible. Think of my immortal from all those years ago. YEAH. THAT MY IMMORTAL.

I'm worried about being bullied for my writing.

  • Again, not a question, but that's okay! So listen bud, this is the best thing about being cringy on purpose. We're out here being shitty for the sake of being shitty and anyone that makes fun of you is the dummy for not understanding the assignment.
  • Try not to worry about it, but if you are, please just send it to me in an anon and I will post it and link it to the masterpost. Easy peasy!

I said I'd tag those who reblogged the original post here in case you were all interested and wanted to partake!

@wyvernslovecake @humanitys-strongest-bamf @highgoon69 @roseofdarknessblog @sckerman @suukee @kingkonoha @honeylavendr @rae-does-stuff @oxygenbefore1775

don't forget guys, CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD.

HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!