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@maxxjryderr

18-23 age range
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Imagine Gwen and Hobie having a conversation about Miles in Beyond (perhaps more like Hobie probing Gwen) and Hobie just casually asks Gwen: “You love’im, don’t you?” 

And Gwen goes silent with wide eyes, either because she hadn’t fully realised it herself, or she’s shocked to be called out by Hobie of all people. Either way Hobie would totally just casually drop the bomb to Gwen that he knows she loves Miles and watch her sweat, unless Gwen’s reached the point where she will admit it out loud, it’d be such a neat little scene between the two of them. 

File under: theories of what love confessions we’ll get (it’d definitely be a favourite of mine). 

Love how there's a big setup for Miles to be jealous of Pavitr and Hobie but it just... doesn't happen.

We get introduced to Pavitr and his intro makes him and his life seem so perfect because he's not struggling with balancing his double life at all, and he's only been doing it for 6 months and yet he gets into the "small elite force of spiderpeople."

But no, Pavitr is cool with Miles and is grateful that he saved Inspector Singh, and he learns a valuable lesson about how he isn't invincible and can't do everything.

And then Hobie shows up and steals what, to Miles, should've been his time to shine, and while in that mindset Hobie's genuinely helpful advice is interpreted as Hobie talking down to him. And of course he learns that Gwen and Hobie are really close, close enough that she crashes at his place, and it all feels like setup for some love triangle jealously happening.

But again, nope! Hobie is totally cool and supportive of Miles. He praises him after saving Inspector Singh, and he's the spiderperson who is always unapologetically on Miles' side even when Gwen and others flounder in front of Miguel.

He's the one least okay with the Spider Society that Miguel has built, and clues in Miles and the audience that the "small elite force of spiderpeople" is more like Smash Bros Ultimate where everyone is invited except Waluigi except Miles, and he shouldn't have to cower to their authority or for their approval.

Random Hobie Headcanons [Prt.1]

me screaming about Hobie Brown just existing like these are just random headcanons of him doing fuck all and chilling but uuhhh this is also so long i had to split it in two parts so this is part one

chronic hobie brainrot u know how it is _______________________________________________

He's actually a fairly high ranking member of the Society

  • I like to think that Hobie - like Jessica and Ben - has a high ranking position in the Society
  • Even though he didn't mean for this to happen
  • Hobie's really good at working with teams, and persuading people. He's been Spider-man for a while, plus he has unique experience
  • He broke the barrier that 3 spider-people couldn't - sorry Miles you didn't loosen anything
  • Hobie would probably just ace every mission. In like record time
  • Miguel and Lyla watching it go from HQ and Lyla's like 'Oh, he's gooodd.'
  • The watches get a bug and need an update - but low and behold, Hobie knew about the bug and fixed his watch weeks ago. Chumps.
  • They need advice in taking down a particular anomally and Hobie is the only one with ideas that work -
  • And sure he may take the piss out of everyone and walk around HQ like he either owns the place or is about to burn it down but they can't tell him anything
  • He's just that good
  • I could see him helping out new trainees (and radicalizing them), checking in on every new recruit to see if they have a place to stay.
  • And Miguel respects that. Miguel isn't heartless, he cares about the society. And even though Hobie isn't doing it for him he appreciates the work Hobie puts in
  • Miguel probably knows Hobie is friends with Gwen, and that he was the one who stepped up when Jess wasn't

He loves to read

  • It just makes sense
  • With all the knowledge of anarchy and stuff, I assume he kinda has to be
  • I love the idea of Hobie and worn paper-back books that he reads again and again
  • All well loved, all second (or third, or fourth-) hand.
  • I imagine he reads a lot of non-fiction, and his favorite genre is history
  • He doesn't know why, but his brain loves reading about it and understanding the communities that existed in different times
  • But there are some fiction favorites he has, The Giver being one of them
  • He donates all the ones he doesn't absolutely need, leaving a sticky note in the front cover with a comment, same way he left one on Gwen's new watch

I think Gwen calling Miles parents by their first names really show the difference between white and black culture.

Gwendy girl I love you but get your shoes off the bed. Have you lost your goddamn mind

Idk if it's just me, but in a lot of wider (white) culture the idea is that a host must cater to the guest, making sure the place is inviting and the guest is taken care of. It's the hosts responsibly look after their guests

However in a lot of POC cultures, it's the inverse. To us, Guests must cater to the host, because we understand it firstly as their space.

In our culture, we as guests are there as visitors. And it is on us to act appropriate towards the host. Rather than the host acting appropriate to us.

When we walk into a house, we talk off our shoes.

When she comes over she sits cross-legged on Miles bed with her shoes on.

When we enter someones house or space as black kids we're told to go to the adult of the house and introduce yourself, shake their hand.

When Gwen comes to the cookout, Miles parents have to approach her first and ask who she is. And then she calls them their first names!!!!!

We're even told that as guests we have to ask to get water or open the fridge - or the host can get it for us for their privacy.

Gwen comes in and rips open one of Miles' collectables and don't even think about it after.

And Miles is SHOCKED because he's probably never had a friend act like that in his house before.

As POC we see ourselves as guests given the privilege of being in the space. Whereas general culture sees guests as someone to invite in, and that the guests experience - not the hosts' space - is the primary focus

Gwen is probably acting that way because in her culture the idea is that "Oh - I'm at a friend's house. Let me get comfortable."

Whereas for a lot of us its "Oh - I'm at a friend's house and I want their parents to like me enough to let me in their house again lol"

Idk I just found that interesting

A silent Spider-Man is a terrifying Spider-Man - if he’s not cracking jokes, then it means he’s 100% focused on taking you down. You, a run-of-the-mill two-bit hoodlum, are running for your life from a Spider-Man who has not uttered a single word.

Plot twist: That Spider happens to be non-verbal

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Anonymous asked:

listen…fem reader asking Hobie to pierce her nipples cuz she thinks it’ll look cute, to which he agrees. but when he gets them done he’s literally so horny bc of how good they look on reader..

trust there's more coming from this universe

it's a request that stuns hobie for a second. he's halfway through a sandwich, large hands engulfing the bread between them, and when the words leave your lips he stops chewing and looks over at you. you're serious, a little nervous, hands fiddling with each other in your lap and you're blinking more than usual.

with the way he takes his time to chew and swallow, you think you've overstepped the boundaries in your relationship. which, they aren't many boundaries there. you guys are friends, but there's some heavy petting and making out that isn't typical for most friendships.

but just as you're about to tell him to forget it and go back to chewing on your straw, he swallows, and agrees.

"yeah. okay." simple, gets the point across, and it makes you beam.

but in the moment, you're even more nervous. first, because hobie's about to see your tits. but that hurdle is quick to get over, he just asks you to take your shirt off and he doesn't make a big deal of it (on the outside, at least). then, you're nervous about the pain. this is one of the more sensitive piercings, it's something hobie reminds you of as he pours a shot for both of you (commenting that alcohol makes his hands steady when you question if he should have one too).

but your nails dig into the skin on hobie's bicep, and you clench and prepare, and the pain comes and goes, masked by euphoria because you finally have the piercing you've desired most.

you're staring down at it, hobie's staring down at it, and you're both silent. until you speak up.

"what'd you think? looks okay?" it's a simple question, platonic enough. but there's implications behind it from you. yeah, sure, he's been looking at your tits for the past 15 minutes, but now you're asking for his opinion.

it's different.

he takes a second, sucking in a breath through his teeth, placing his hands on his hips, rolling his lip piercing into his mouth for a second. then, he nods.

"yeah. looks fuckin' hot."

heat floods your body. your legs spread to take up more space on the counter, hobie notices and he takes a step between them. the hand on his bicep flattens out, it runs up a bit, then back down. your head tilts, your eyes lower, your lips curl up into a small smile.

"yeah?" you ask him, body immediately arching into his when his hand comes to rest on your lower back. it's warm against your chilled skin, and you instantly melt into the familiar feeling.

all of this is familiar, but you sense that this time will be a little different.

"yeah," he echos, voice deep, head tilting opposite to yours, his deep eyes flickering from your lips to your gaze.

"wanna show me how hot?"

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Anonymous asked:

hear me out! hobie with a breeding kink with fem reader👀

oh im hearing alright

it's not that he has a pregnancy kink or anything (okay he has a slight prgnancy kink to be honest), but he just thinks you always look so good with his cum dripping out of you. cunt fluttering, pushing his cum out until his slim fingers force it back in. he loves to smudge the cum around onto your sensitive parts, and mention what would happen if your birth control didn't work, how your stomach would swell and your tits would follow.

during the act, his cock always pushes your walls to its limit, sliding in and out of your slick heat, tip dangerously close to your cervix, and it feels so fucking good that neither of you want him to pull out.

your walls are squeezing him so tight, and at first its naturally occurring, but then you've already came and you're digging your nails into hobie's biceps and you're begging and he can feel the way you're tightening around him.

"hobie, hobes, bee, please keep going." which, he already planned to, but hobie is nothing if not a tease.

"yeah? ya like that? want me to keep fucking you like this?"

a nod from you, your face scrunched in pure bliss. "don't ..." you trail off, both from embarrassment and the inability to finish your sentence with the way hobie's cock brushes that spot.

"hmm? what is it?" he kisses your cheek, coming back around to press his forehead to yours, his deep eyes staring into you.

"don't pull out, hobes, please."

he smiles wickedly, a look you love so much on him.

"didn't plan on it."

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-nsfw

ugh just imagine

show-off hobie! who just loves to show you off whenever he can, so when he sees you in that cute little bunny lingerie set he got you, he coaxes you into a little photoshoot so he can post pretty pictures of you.

show-off hobie! who has you in his lap and his hand on your ass when he snaps the selfie. The angle of the photo shows the little bunny tail you have at the back of your underwear and it drives him crazy how innocent you look in his lap while he looks like a smug asshole.

show-off hobie! who takes a million photos of you in every pose possible. on the coffee table, on the ground on your pretty little knees with your cute lips wrapped around his cock, everything!

show-off hobie! who eventually takes you into his room because better props and he has this standing mirror right across his bed, so he forces you on his lap right in front of the mirror, and the picture comes out perfectly. You’re there sitting all pretty and small on his lap, body (mostly your ass) all for show.

show-off hobie! who has you kneeling in front of the mirror, tongue lolled out while his one hand draws circles over your clit. He won’t miss a good opportunity for a sweet picture though.

show-off hobie! who after some time makes you touch yourself since you’re so desperate while his hand is wrapped around your throat. Another beautiful picture.

show-off hobie! who has you begging for his cock and how could he resist his cute little pet?

show-off hobie! who sets up your phone for a video while he keeps onto his phone.

show-off hobie! who’s fucking into you so deep and rough that you have mascara running down your cheeks so prettily that he can’t help but take more pictures of you.

show-off hobie! who you makes you cum in that position before he flips you on your hands and knees and demands you to fuck yourself on him, his camera app already prepared.

show-off hobie! who feels like he finally took enough pictures (and videos) that he tosses his phone aside, hands gripping your hips to pull you back on his fat cock eagerly.

show-off hobie! who leans over your arched back, pulling your head back by your hair while he mutters all these dirty things in your ear that brings you closer to the edge.

show-off hobie! who finally lets you rest after 3 more orgasms because you’re shaking too much.

but caring hobie! who strips you of the lingerie and wipes you down nicely before dressing you in comfortable panties and his softest band tee.

caring hobie! who’s cuddling you now with his laptop on his nightstand so you can watch your little youtube videos and snack a little.

caring hobie! who helps you fall asleep into a quick nap, caressing your hair and waist.

but pervert hobie! who’s snatching his phone immediately from the edge of the bed to swipe through all the pictures and videos, a tent already forming in his boxers.

pervert hobie! who’s a little too excited for you to wake so you can decide what he can post for all of his friends to see.