Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed
Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!
The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!
Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me
Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.
Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.
Such a good reminder that there are people out there who enjoy doing seemingly silly little inconsequential jobs. It’s not the job they hate, it’s being treated like undervalued shit.
We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void
dyatlovpassingprivilege
the group chat kept making fun of me for eating a "skyrim meal" last night
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yes a wheel of cheese was involved. whatever.
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yes. here's Two Men Contemplating the Moon, Caspar David Friedrich, ca. 1825-30,
what is deconstruction? deconstruction is when someone writes a story i like in a genre i dislike
you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s credits have almost exclusively Japanese people in them; but one name sticks out:
By searching around, people have found this forum post from 2007:
Follow your dreams.
reblog if ur proud of corey
He got a promotion for Tears of the Kingdom!!
Source: twitter.com
starmaps
“The folklore among knitters is that everything handmade should have at least one mistake so an evil sprit will not become trapped in the maze of perfect stitches. A missed increase or decrease, a crooked seam, a place where the tension is uneven - the mistake is a crack left open to let in the light. The evil sprit I want to usher out of my knitting and my life is at once a spirit of laziness and of over-achieving. It’s that little voice in my head that says, I won’t even try this because it doesn’t come naturally to me and I won’t be very good at it.”
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Kyoko Mori, ‘Yarn’
That last phrase especially - “I won’t even try this because it doesn’t come naturally to me and I won’t be very good at it.” It really is like some kind of all-encompassing evil spirit sometimes.
(via blancheparish)
#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america
so i was compelled to look that up and
A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster
B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster
C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:
"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."
–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899
A horned cleric portrait study :) 2022 wasn't an easy year but at least I could find some time to have fun while studying. Since it was me, I couldn't help myself and put a lot of fantasy things to it like horns and magical eyes <3 hope you like it!
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It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.
Oh my god it’s true
Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
Youth fascination with technology
Source: justcatposts
sick of rich people with boring homes. if you're going to set the standard for desirable lifestyles I will never afford, would you at least put some color into it dangnabit
"This house is the most EPIC thing you'll ever see in your entire life!!!"
The house:
because of this post i found out that kim kardashian lives in a 23 million dollar mansion that is quite possibly the single most depressing place i've ever laid eyes on
I've encountered more aesthetically appealing styrofoam containers