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This is me walking up to @dntdodrugs

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

I’m such a weird girlfriend but I’ll love you so hard.

This is me walking up to @dntdodrugs

YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM

EVERYTHING

I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too

when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason

I hope your day is as good as my ass 

y would u hope for someone to have a bad day, now that’s just rude :/

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

i’m laughing so hard

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

Relatable to: Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on

Red shirt: Wanna see my impression of a British driver?

Green shirt: Alright.

[X-Files theme plays]

An actual add on Gumtree in Australia.