I am Horny!!

I want to post a pic of me…would rather dm you!!!

You have all been soo sweet to let me show you, please reblog if you have not already, especially if you have a lot of followers!

🐞🐞🐞🐞

I am all over this, meatGod approved

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

thanks edith

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

“What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?”

you are never truly alone

i really love this so

suicide is never the answer. please push on. things do get better - i promise. 

I READ THIS BEFORE IT GOT THE HAPPY COLOURED ENDING, AND IT’S GREAT. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GOOD ENDING. 

because i saw people rebloggin this without this perfect addition and it kinda made me mad

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

Remember we made a play to this in school!!

Please reblog this every time you see it

I hadn’t seen this yet. Please share it.

The old Ripto’s Rage cheat codes still work! 

Some are a little different, but all are still entered within the pause menu:

Big Head Mode: Up, Up, Up, Up, R1, R1, R1, R1, Circle (repeat to cancel effect)

Flat Spyro: Left, Right, Left, Right, L2, R2, L2, R2, Square (repeat to cancel effect)

Black Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Down

Red Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Circle

Yellow Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Up

Blue Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, X

Green Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Triangle

Violet Spyro: Change Spyro’s color with a different code, then enter the Undo Color Change sequence once

Pink Spyro: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Square

Undo Color Change: Up, Left, Down, Right, Up, Square, R1, R2, L1, L2, Up, Right, Down, Left, Up, Right (Enter once for Violet Spyro, twice for classic Spyro)

I’ve just played around with the model tweaking cheats, I’m not sure if the gameplay cheats are still working or not!

Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????

yes

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

youjustwaitandsee:

There’s just something about children’s choirs.

There’s just something about this song

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

Thank you everyone for the overwhelming support you have shown for this project and for joining the @prideknights. Our goal is to let everyone feel and know they are valid no matter who they are. 

The website has been fully funded! Our next goal is to create armor so we can make empowering and inspirational Youtube videos! For anyone who wants to help: Be your local Pride Knight and support and empower others. You can get these designs on a variety of items in our store. The campaign ends on December 15. 

Words can’t describe how much I love this.

Great news everyone! The Etsy shop we work with for the armour has given us a 20% discount because she believes in our cause! The armour is now 42% funded! Thank you everyone for your support 🌈🔥🗡❤

So you are going to make empowering videos giving motivational speeches or something as a Pride Knight and inspire thousands of people who struggle with their sexual orientation or gender identity? 

That’s exactly what we’re going to do!

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

On god???? Ok!!!!

$ahndaodiu

Omg let’s go

$Dhenry28

$JDinero1

my bday is sunday $jaysolstice

$ConnallyJustin i really need help

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

WELP

As I have read, Tumblr stopped the BOT that was killing Safe and Not Safe for Work accounts alike… Apparently, the main problem was that the algorithm took down accounts that had too many links to external sites in posts without considering the sites that were linked…

They said that this issue is fixed now, so I think it’s safe to say

I SURVIVED TUMBLR’S GREAT PURGE OF 2018!

If you know anyone that has been affected by this, tell them to contact Tumblr’s help desk to get their account back

so far so good

For once it’s good that I’m not popular enough.