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for dearest @theashenphoenix!

termination.

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract

Twitter is bad but I'm realizing that if it dies then there will be zero mainstream social media platforms where NSFW content can be posted without restrictions (reddit doesn't really count, it's a combination forum host/link aggregator), and that really, really scares me with regards to where we are at as a society.

I am reminded of the famous burrito test, which states that "if you cannot get up at 3am and microwave a burrito, you live in an institution". I propose an analogous maxim for community and social spaces, both online and offline; if you cannot post hole for your friends to see, despite your mutual consent, you aren't in an "open social platform", you are being farmed as somebody's product.

is he trying to beam the video into my brain through the thumbnail

leave my font alone. i like it sloppy

this was a great read. “Laziness Does Not Exist” by Devon Price

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

ueein nyough

not to audition for CinemaSins or anything but what happens if the mutated Resident Evil bosses actually kill you. do they just go home like that.

The Big Cheese after impaling Leon with a burning wooden plank

beanee weanees

daily reminders

𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 - 𝑅𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑥

fffff

"Longing ocean deep There's no remedy Chasing ghosts and dreams Lost felicity Somewhere ocean deep In my memories The wound inside won't heal Until we join in eternal sleep"

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk