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greelin

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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flange5

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood’s idea of a s'more

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

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ennairea
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Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear at Ranua Zoo in Finland, wakes up after winter hibernation. Although they are not full hibernators, and can be woken easily, brown bears do like to den in a protected spot, such as a cave, crevice, or hollow log, during the winter months. Picture: Kaisa Siren / Rex Features

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you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

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afrosarah

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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reslake

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked