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18, Female. I’m occasionally more active on Twitter, which you can find me on there at: https://twitter.com/YoVillains I also occasionally post art here and write stories. (Born july 2003) DESCRIPTION LAST UPDATED ON: 10/13/21

(Small content warning chapter one and two do have some eggpreg/oviposition, but they aren’t in too much detail, and it’s only in like the first little bit of chapter two, feel free to skip those chapters if those make you uncomfy!)

It’s here yall!

The fic of Spamton raising his little Spamling is here, and you guys get to have some input in what the little Spamling experiences in his life!

From hatching out of his [pipis] to, well, however far into his life you want to see to! What I know is that Spamling is going to have an exciting life in Cyber City!

Fun, pranks, trouble, friends, and good times with his ‘ol pops Spamton is all in store for this lil [big shot] in training!

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

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Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

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You need to listen this one.

It’s Phobos and Player finding somehow his baby pictures lmao

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMF646vcn/

and I forgot about part 1 of baby pictures- https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMF64N5p1/

Omg? I didn't know Phobos' VA did requests? This is amazing lmao, I love it.

I honestly think it would be so funny to just be bonding with Phobos' mother over his baby pictures while he begs them to stop giving them to you. It's just far too embarrassing for him to handle, just stop, he's an adult, don't do this-

It's especially bad if you're his Player too since he's very specific in how he wants to portray himself to you. He doesn't want you to get a bad impression of him, which includes all of those moments from when he was far more immature. Though, if anything his resistance to it just makes his reactions funnier when you keep looking through them. (It's honestly pretty irrational too; he was a baby, so you wouldn't expect him to act with a lot of maturity and decorum anyway.)

He is happy you're getting along with his mother (since that's a very good sign for the future of his relationship with you), but it's still a lot for him to digest at the moment lol.

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THE WAY HE BEGS IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

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Oh my fucking god no way I was looking through the Phobos tag on your account

That’s my fucking TikTok- I know that’s for sure got to be my tiktok definitely because I posted both parts of it and nobody had made an animatic of the first part’s audio.

I had no fucking idea my tiktoks got sent to people here oh my GOD

Those commissions are actually from a friend of mine called Apollo/Kenagalaz, and she has had a ton of other silly audios she commissioned from William too.

But I’m just in shock the audios got so popular they got shown to someone like this popular.

Your spouse is leading a secret double life as an assassin, trying their best to keep it secret from you. This has never really worked, because, unbeknownst to them, you are actually their handler.

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That’s just Hank and 2bdamned /j

Yo how abt Crackpot? How would he react if the player was having a bby??

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Oooo! Interesting. I may forewarn you, I haven’t played the game yet. So I don’t know how Dr. Crackpot officially acts, I just get my information on all the characters from the wiki.

Apologies in advance for any inaccuracies! -- Tw: Pregnancy and non-descriptive birth mentioned ahead! Crackpot is a sugar-coated nut, though!

+Player has fem bits but is gender neutral +Set in Salty’s Self Aware AU

You don’t exactly know how you fell for this lunatic, but you knew very well how he fell for you. As you were a god among all Nevadeans, it was no surprise that Phobo’s closest underling would…exuberant similar behaviors as the director. As such, you still wonder how you fell for such a nutjob. Maybe he was good at smooth talking…or he was good at manipulation…or maybe you just dig the absolutely insane types.

Regardless of whichever the reasons were, you had still managed to get knocked up by this raving lunatic. When you tell him the news, the ‘buoyant one’ lets out loud praises and announces it to his cult immediately, encouraging a loud and harmonious cheer to come from the fanatics that made up your underground community.

He holds you close as he could as the fanatics let out hoots and hollers as he gives your head a loving nuzzle and he begins to make a new announcement about the inevitable arrival of the new god. Which you merely let out a couple of sighs in response, from exasperation at his enthusiasm or from embarrassment at him basically screaming that he knocked you up to anyone that had ears to listen with.

In the first trimester, Crackpot behaves similarly to Phobos. Making a new place for you two to nest in as he orders the fanatics to make the place as clean as possible and to fetch new supplies for him to make an altar. You could only watch on the sidelines as your nutjob lover goes ham on the decoration and the floor planning.

He makes the younglings room first. Fitting it with a crib that was decorated with little lights that were similar to the ones on his back, a changing station, a little metallic bookcase, and various numerous stuffed toys. One of which just happened to share the appearance of a zed. Crackpot even tried to make it look a little more regal, with various objects that were ‘gifts’ from the fanatics and precious metals that were dug up from the surrounding mines.

You even tried to help out by adding some paintings and making some clean clothes and sheets from your strings. Slowly stitching them together while Crackpot continues to spruce the place up and has his minions apply special supports for the newly added room. Even trying to make it much more of a reasonable ‘living space’ that you both will live in together as Crackpot directs the fanatics with an almost artistic fashion.

During your midterms, Crackpot is growing more and more elated and excited by the day. You can’t seem to get a break from his loving overzealous kissing and affectionate frisky behavior. As you grow flustered and laugh lightly in response to his eagerness that…strangely reminded you of a dog. Just how much he was praising you and constantly doting on you in your later stages was enough to make you blush in response.

Crackpot manages to finish up the living quarters that you both will be sharing. Cuddling up to you in your large shared bed, but leaving his head down close to your belly. Sometimes you could swear you can hear him whispering adoringly to your belly as he even prayed to it sometimes. It was a tad bit creepy, but you were used to his zealot of a personality. Just another quirk that can be added to your lover's personality. He already called himself a ‘father’ to his followers. So maybe him being an actual father wouldn’t be any different.

He also went above and beyond to make sure that you had all that you needed in ways of nutrition and support and protection. The zeds were always around and you pretty much got used to them, but you were still constantly wary of what they could do to either you or your new youngling. So crackpot makes sure to keep the zeds a bit more distant from his family in an effort to appease your anxious worries.

A little bit further in and you were getting that urge to nest and Crackpot worked on getting a birthing place set up. Unlike a typical medical wing, Crackpot made the delivery chamber look more like an…altar. With a place where you would lay to give birth and surrounding pools of water and various tables with symbols carved on them. Again, you expected this. This was Crackpot, who is not a necessarily sane individual. It reminded you of the game ‘Outlast 2’ from your original dimensions, just less religious themed and more cult-heavy. Which was kinda cool, you surmised.

Crackpot just took in the pride that you approved of the “medical” wing of the community before he got back to sending out his fanatics to search for supplies that would be used to bring the new demi-god into the world of Nevada.

Then, the due date arrives.

You were pretty much escorted to the “medical” wing after Crackpot was awoken to the sound of you stirring awake and whimpering loudly before you let out a couple of cries of pain. Crackpot immediately jumps into action and carries you to the delivery area, laying you on the centerpiece of the altar as he runs to awaken his priest-bound children.

The moment the priests and prophets arrived following Crackpot loyally, you were going into full scale labor. Crackpot takes control of the situation, leading his followers to the side as some even say out a couple of chants as you continue the process.

The situation was strange yet exhilarating as you take rapid breaths and Crackpot gives you loving encouragement to continue to bring the little god into the world. By the time you were finished with the process, you were laid out on the soft altar, looking at the grunts that surrounded you who finished their chants as Crackpot cleans up the new arrival.

A quick dunk in warm water and a rapid wrapping of the infant in the ceremonial-looking cloth that Crackpot made a few days beforehand…then all was still. The prophets all hold their places as they look at their leader, just as he stands tall once more with the little bundle in his arms.

Crackpot focuses his green-lit eyes onto the swaddled little one, finally taking a moment to calm down from the delivery to pull the cloth back. Revealing the infant’s face.

The lights in the room revealed that they had sparkling gray skin and they also had special glowing green markings that were decorated throughout their little body that gave them the appearance that they were tattooed. He silently leans down and nuzzles his little one with his mask, rousing them from their slumber as they blink open their droopy eyes that radiate with the player’s iridescent colors. The little one looks up at him in a sleepy and curious manner.

Crackpot feels his ego and pride grow as he looks at the healthy little godling in his hands, to which he glances around the room and motions with his head to open the large double doors that close off the entrance to the “medical” wing. The prophets moved and wordlessly opened the door that led back to the outside, which to your surprise was crowded around by the rest of the fanatic community.

You see Crackpot take the little one and slip them into the little glowing onesie you made with your strings, before carrying them away towards the door. You were growing more worried by the moment, but then you see him stop before the large crowd at the entrance, and your lover holds out your infant child in a manner similar to Simba from ‘The Lion King’.

“THE NEW GOD HAS ARRIVED!!” Crackpot announces and holds your baby up high, then the large crowd of fanatics let out numerous cheers and praises as your little one simply looks at them all in a confused but entertained manner.

You could only sit back and relax as you were still tired from the long process of delivering the young one, barely tuning into what Crackpot was saying about the future of the fanatics being bright now that he had an heir. You could only roll your eyes at his enthusiasm.

You barely take notice of his approach to your side, which causes you to jump a bit in response to his nuzzling affection as he shows you the child.

“You did amazing, my player. You’ve given the buoyant one a future for all his children.” He mutters to you as he gives you a kiss. “Thank you, my lord.” He purrs as you nuzzle him back.

The child is pretty much raised by not just Crackpot, but the whole village that makes up the fanatic community. Crackpot is a hand-on father that makes sure to try and teach the child the importance of immortality and being a god with god-like duties.

Wherever the kid goes, they’re worshiped by the fanatics. Which has given them quite an ego. You, thankfully, are there to keep them from going too far down the rabbit hole of god-hood like their father. You teach them that they’re more of a demi-god than an actual god, because their father is a mortal.

You also teach them that, yes, they can bring back the ones they care about…but only if they can inherit it from your powers. As you said before, they’re only a demi-god. Whatever powers they get from you are the powers they’re stuck with.

So while Crackpot is an influence on the child, being a good one or a bad one is up for his player to decide. Meanwhile, you keep him from becoming a spoiled brat and to keep their ego in check, while also keeping them in the realm of Nevada’s reality and not Crackpot’s version of Nevada.

Crackpot adores his kid, but he may adore them too much and has a little bit of manipulation in store for them. Thankfully, the player is stronger in their influence and has much more reasonable guidance to give the little one.

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Practical tip for those dealing with wildfire smoke now: you can make a very effective air filter for a reasonable amount of money using a box fan & one of those filters meant for your furnace.

Also, I've managed to pick up 2 of the box fans for very cheap/free from yard sales. Make sure you get a filter rated for wildfire smoke, I think this one cost about $20.

These make a huge difference in the indoor air quality.

Posting again because of the fire situation up in Canada and resulting smoke. If you're dealing with wildfire smoke, these are surprisingly effective and relatively cheap.

Just tape the filter to the fan, making sure the air can't sneak around the edges. I used painter's tape, but I'm sure duct tape or similar would work just as well.

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I really loved this game. The vibes were immaculate. Anyway I’m only capable of making one joke about it lol

(non gif/hi res image under the cut)

they turned dr crackpot into a pronoun......

(aka i wanted to try and edit some ingame screenshots to resemble my take on him. y'all have no idea how bad the way they made his zed form look BUGS ME i get it was probably just to save time but AUHHUUUU PLEASE AT LEAST PUT TEETH ON THE UPPER JAW TOO!!!!!!!)