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multifandom they/siya | filipino | twenty somethings | anti-colonial I tag everything, so blacklist content you don't want to see

hey what was in the water with the stucky fandom for real they did some off the fucking chainnnn things on ao3 and for what.

the full on courtroom drama fics. the illustrated fics on ao3 that were like fucking baroque oil paintings. the epistolary shit. some mf wrote pieces of a fake book by a historian. we had works cited. this fanfction has a bibliography. how can we bottle this and distribute it en masse to other fandoms.

toxic dysfunctional complex sibling relationships will always always be IT it'll always sweep it'll always top romance you can't undo a blood bond it'll always exist you can't unmake it it lives it lives you both breathe it and it lives even long after one or both parties are dead

this is why stories with compelling sibling arcs will always fuck you up irreversibly and in very specific way. it's like, you are my mirror you are my opposite you are my foil you are my blood i see myself through you i recognize myself because you exist and no one can ever destroy me quite the way you can.

There are moments in the dead of night when I can't sleep, and I wonder if I will ever be able to truly rest again until I know that Eleanor Guthrie has paid for what she took from me. And then there are other moments when I wonder if it would actually please him to see her dead, to know the scales had been evened. Or if despite all they had been through, despite the anger and the blood and the betrayal and all he'd done to her and she to him, despite what I or you or what anybody else might think of it, if wherever he was, he still didn't just a little bit love her.

✨ In Defense of Black Sails Season One ✨

  • It sets up the whole Billy vs. Flint/Silver situation (the literal beginning of Treasure Island!)
  • We see the genesis of Thomas/James/Miranda (even if we don’t know it yet)
  • So many character’s motivations and reasoning are established
  • Flint’s *exhale* when he finally crosses the threshold of Miranda’s door
  • Jack’s sunglasses 😎
  • Betsy!
  • Gates!
  • “Who’s Billy?”
  • Best line reading of all time: “You’re dismissed. Thank you for your service.”
  • “They took everything from us. And then they called me a monster. The moment I sign that pardon, the moment I ask for one, I proclaim to the world that they were right. This ends when I grant them my forgiveness… not the other way around.” 🤯
  • Flint at his most pirate-y
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- “What the FUCK did you do to that?” “I… cooked it?” “You ABSOLUTELY DID NOT.” - “I don’t know how to say this except. No. I suppose there’s fuck no, or fuck you.” - Idelle having a machete under her bed - Literally the entire “Fruit, fruit, tits, tits, plant, plant” scene - SilverMax Snake Siblings Scheming Extraordinaire -Handjob Pirate -  “When a man is being fucked, he wants to know whose cock was in him!” - THEE Break Up Scene of All Time that sets the tone for every other break up in the show aka Maxanor in 1.2 “Eleanor this place is just SAND, it cannot love you back!” - “So… where are we about the fucktent??” - The ENTIRE sequence where Jack and Gates are trying to get their captains to sail in consort with each other. Comedic GOLD. - Badass Nautical Adventures aka Andromache Chase - Unhinged Feral Flint Bass Boosted, he looks like he wants to bite everyone  - “We might be friends by then :3″ - Eleanor, Anne, and Silver (coerced) secretly disposing of the eight rapists in the middle of the night - Literally the best pilot of all time, princes of the the new world speech after beating Singleton’s head in with a cannonball, Eleanor and Vane get in a fistfight, Maxanor fucknasty, Silver gets naked in a five whore-gy - “Guilt is natural. It also goes away if you let it” award for one of the most insane Silver lines -Flint and Miranda cringefail married sex with Richard Guthrie in the other room - Vane’s Opium Fueled Hallucinations and Lumberjack Dwarf Vision Quest  - “We are the proud new owners of a brothel! Let’s hope no one notices -gulp-” - Morley’s spooky telling of the Maria Aleyne story - The entire s1 finale is GOLD (heh), it’s SO GOOD, UGH - The Parson’s Farewell