wolf and fox bouquets

Lord Wolf Kurkhoran and Mirwi, the Fox Valet. characters from the big graphic novel comic I'm working on! They are secondary characters but I like them a lot.

time for monster gays ana & velas (ocs)

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

i am something of a scientist

it is what it is *throws up blood*

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

happy spooky season

btw my entire perception of who someone is comes from their profile picture. Like if there's a cat in your pfp you're just a cat to me. That's how it is

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

TIL that Portugal did a radical experiment against addiction by decriminalizing all drugs and used the anti-drug budget on job programs and services to connect addicted people with their community. 10 years later drug deaths fell by 80% and heroin addiction by 50%.

via ift.tt

It’s almost as if focusing on eradicating the factors that drive people to addiction, rather than criminalizing the addiction itself, has a better outcome. who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔

OKAY WAIT I HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING.

One of the other consequences is that Lisbon now does have a drug problem… with fake drugs. Seriously. People are hawking flour as ‘cocaine’ and ground bay leaves as ‘hashish’ to tourists on the street. The police have run anti-bay-leaf campaigns, but they can’t arrest these dealers because the items they’re selling are perfectly legal, and technically if a tourist is stupid enough to buy flour and think it’s cocaine, that’s their own fault.

What a great ‘drug problem’ to have.

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

fascinating to watch society increasingly work itself into contortions about how to make a principled distinction between boy tits (pedestrial!) and girl tits (taboo!) because even as the rigid gender binary is slowly chipped away, we can’t handle the fact someone somewhere might be turned on

some breast cancer survivors have breasts but no nipples; are their chests nsfw? if they have their nipple transplanted to their forehead, must it be covered? if i have my nipples moved to my forehead but then later acquire tits via hrt or breast implants, then are they nsfw? why is a trans man’s chest post top surgery sfw but not pre? why is a flat-chested woman’s chest never sfw? what if someone refuses to disclose their AGAB? must they wear Schroedinger’s Sports Bra at all times? if someone transitions, has top surgery, then decides to go back to identifying as a woman, does their chest become NSFW again, or does it remain SFW?

so many philosophical questions! and what a waste of human brain power and technical ability to spend it all on arcane points of content moderation. at what point does this all become such a drag on our economy, that we have to jettison our hangups or else permit innovation to grind to a halt?

official boob post

i am profoundly honored by this

only like 2 ppl at work understand the romanticism of cannibalism

update on this, at least 5 now

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

i am so hungry you have to feed me. handful of edamame

if this post is meant to find people naturally, it will. don’t tell me what to do. mess with the nature of things

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

the horse ! It’s bringing you flowers !

REAL