I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol
"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.
"Partner doesn't tell me their gender or your marriage status." Yep.
they call me the the ice wizard because im always killing people with ice as such
my morning routine is wake up yawn like a cartoon character in a fairytale then stare at the ceiling for 2 hours and recover from the insane and prophetic dreams ive had
Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨
ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack
[Text: In recovery circles, I’ve heard this described as “going to the hardware store for oranges.” In this case the hardware store is your parents and the oranges are the love and support you rightfully wish they could give you. Unfortunately, the hardware store simply doesn’t stock oranges. And we save ourselves a world of hurt when we learn to stop going to people for things they aren’t capable of giving us.]
hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches
why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸
Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated
Hi guys, would absolutely mean the whole world to me if you guys could please share my tipping jar, inrprnt or patreon. My mom has been in and out of the hospital bc of what was at first her glaucoma and and sepsis recovery... And every time she goes, they keep finding smth wrong. Today is another Big Checkup to see if she is healthy enough to finally do her eye surgery.
I do commissions, but because two of my devices broke this month, I've accumulated a work debt and had to raise my prices. I've no wiggle room at all, and both imprnt and patreon has been bugging out. Having so much trouble earning a living.
Would absolutely feel so so grateful if you guys who like my art and have anything to spare can be a patron, I post several exclusive drawings every month- or you pick up a drawing on my inprnt, or directly send me a tip. It sincerely helps truckloads. Thank you so much. If you see this, it would mean everything if you could spare me a retweet.. please and thank you.
Hi guys, short update and I will make a longer post later. Sort of having a very bad mental health day and unable to talk much. But my mom is officially partially blind, her one eye is inoperable and we are in a race against time to save her other eye. Her operation is on next Friday.. please, please If you can shaew this post, it would mean lot.
