^My mom recently listed some Halloween bath & body product sets on etsy, and it’d mean a lot to me if y’all even just check it out to up the traffic. Plus, they’re really cute, honestly.
Y'all!!!!!!
Oh my god, so it's been super fucking cold, so we thought we'd snag a few board games to pass the time while it's like 7F out, right? Anyways, we picked up a D&D starter kit since everyone wanted to try it out but had never played, so what could be more time consuming, fair? We all picked out our character sheets, and I chose a Halfling Rogue because it sounded interesting and mysterious. Anyways, I read the actual background and I'm a basically a fuckin' Hobbit thug who is -literally- in a gang.
The visualizations are endless, but most of them involve Middle Earth drive-by shootings, the Shire Southside, or Frodo saying "gang gang".
new years resolution? more like new years REVOLUTION *overthrows government*
Last but not least, we can’t end 2018 without the fluffiest pair of pantalones the internet has ever seen!
I have a bad habit of online shopping, then adding stuff I like to my cart/wishlist while I decide if I truly want to buy it (sometimes for literal months), then finally acting shocked and offended when it sells out.... Like as soon as it's sold out, I've suddenly decided that I truly wanted that item and will no longer live the same fulfilled life as I would have had I bought the items.... As though I did not take months to make up my goddamn mind....
Please restock so I can repeat the process
my persistent and major depression and inability to cope with my disabilities is absolutely wrecking my life lmao!!!
dec 26- dec 30 is a liminal space
Many countries and cultures have the concept of “between the years” which lasts roughly from Dec. 24th to Jan. 6th. All kinds of traditions, myths and legends are connected to this - from role reversal and in medieval times (masters serving their servants, men dressing as women) to special baked goods to the Rauhnächte (rough/cold nights) where the Wild Hunt chase across the skies which promises dread, catastrophe and bad omens if you happen to spot them. The veil between worlds of living and dead is thinned, animals can speak to humans, ghosts can be summoned and seen - and not all of them are benevolent. Unmarried women might see their future husband if they visit the forest at night, but they must not speak to him. Some superstitions include not hanging white sheets or any laundry outside lest the wild riders get caught in them and haunt you. And it is said to be a time for oracles and scrying, too, sometimes in the form of melting lead and pouring it into water to interpret the shape it takes as your fortune for the new year.
Logged in Tumblr for the first time since the boobie ban and saw an emoji with a vagina, so I guess nothing changed at all, huh y'all
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
bara-zoku
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
I'm so embarrassed by my shit artistic ability, but I'm also too embarrassed to practice because I don't want someone to catch me and see my shit artistic ability
anyways I painted (with the world's shittiest paint and brushes) and it looks bad and now I'm crying in my bathroom like a literal child
Not super sure what’s going on with Tumblr, not that I’ve been using it for anything but complaining lately, but message me if you want my Instagram???
And I guess let me know if y'all know any websites with similarly absurd communities??? I'm really not sure about leaving Tumblr, but if it's gonna keep going downhill, I'd like to know my alternatives????
Not super sure what's going on with Tumblr, not that I've been using it for anything but complaining lately, but message me if you want my Instagram???
cool sites to go to just in case YAHOO GOES TOO F A R
clubpenguin.com: just like tumblr but ur a peguin and u need ur parents permission. also theres an igloo.
neopets.com: literally tumblr holy shit
webkinz.com: like tumblr but focuses mainly on art so if youre an artist this is a good place for you
>have persistent clinical depression
>tell doctor you think you're starting another major depressive episode
>doctor changes medication to avoid depressive episode
>new medication thrusts you into an absolute depressive spiral
>💁💁💁💁
>fuck me I guess
I'm so pissed lmao, my dumbass spent my birthday money on clothes and they didn't send an invoice with everything so I can't return the shit that doesn't fit (and nothing fits because the human form is an absolute disaster) and now I have to call customer support!!!!