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Dewin' It Up

@mautandewy

ayy.

The aroace tag is currently fully of positivity for aroaces that still experience some kind of attraction/want relationships which is great but right now I need some positivity for aroaces like me so:

Here is to aroaces who the idea of any kind of relationship leaves a sour taste in their mouth.

Here is to aroaces where the extent of their ‘attraction’ to anyone is an appreciation for good fashion choices.

Here is to aroaces who have to prove again and again that they honestly are happy being single.

Here is to aroaces that constantly have to deal with the narrative of ‘you can’t do x,y and z on your own’ even though they have been doing x,y and z on their own for years.

Here is to older aroaces who are reminded constantly by older people that they 'will soon be out of there prime and need to find someone to settle down with’

Here is to aroaces that never want to settle down.

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so glad the entire dragon age fandom can agree that alistair and morrigan are both actually raging bisexuals and that bioware made a critical coding error

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

  • the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 
  • a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
  • when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
  • there are college students who own a house phone
  • faye dunaway is there
  • there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
  • the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
  • the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
  • can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
  • toot toot

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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ehh what the hell

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OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

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yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

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I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Oh what the hell

Please work....

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

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Sans undertale?

Sunder?

Santale?

Tale-san?

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there are so many layers to some of these its like knowing some kind of dialect

listen we’re always pushing back against anti-vaxxers with the science showing that no, vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please talk about the underlying problem here which is that people hate autistic children? 

even if the poorly researched pseudo-science was right and vaccines had any link to autism in children, i would still want myself and my children vaccinated because guess what, there’s nothing wrong with autistic people.

 what i hear when people say they don’t want their children vaccinated against deadly illnesses because they believe that vaccines cause autism is not just that they’re horribly misinformed, but that they’d rather have a sick, dying, or dead child than an autistic child. and honestly, that’s pretty fucked up and just goes to show that neurotypical people don’t view us as people who are equally entitled to life.

*PUNCHES REBLOG BUTTON*

Today was an okay day, you know?

Got some snacks from WaWa,

Got fucked over on a job,

Went back to WaWa,

Hung out with some roosters and chickens outside a WaWa,

Got dropped off from "work" three hours early.

And did nothing for those three hours.

Yeah, just a casual day today.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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ehh what the hell

Avatar

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

Avatar

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

Avatar

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Oh what the hell

reblog to delete all incest shipping

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yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

god made this post